Bad Joke Eel

That really amped it up, didn't it?

A mistake like that would really hurt my Eggo.

Cilantro on pancakes. Ummmmm

Ha! I get it! Nice. But if you made that mistake, you'd be toast. XD

I'm trying to come up with a good toast joke but they're all crumby.

I hear you're having trouble with puns. No need to get sour dough, I'm sure you will pop up with something.

At the very yeast, if the need rises, you can borrow a cuple from your neighbor

I don't knead a neighbor for some half-baked idea, and yes I'm a crusty old coot!

If you doughn't knead my help, I will just loaf around the house until someone does

Donut be lazy, you'll begin to get rolls.

my momma told me if you can't say anything nice don't say muffin at all

I'm glad she speaks English, but here in the parker house, we are all left trying to figure out what dad says when he makes a French toast.

he could just be discussing his "pains" we all know the French love a good wine.

I'm really not lazy. Even when I'm at home in my long johns all day, I fritter about the house.

TMI !!!

upvotes all around! I gotta run so I'll just break-fast!

yeah, we weren't really bread for this, were we?

You got that rye-t

although we have much to grain from it.

Wheat sure do

sorry about all the bad jokes. I'm bran new around here.

I barley have any experience too.

what the flax are you talking about?

Now this is one of the best I have seen in a while

But, eels make electric shocks them selves

Every time I see this I think... lol

Good one