Mercury

Mammogram

On mercury, a day is longer than a year.

Venus as well.

1408 hours isn't nearly as long as a Monday, I think you should check your facts.

Everyone knows Mondays are at least 9,000 hours long... and that's just the short ones. :)

I heard mondays can be up to 12,000 hours, but it might be more.

:)

When you happen to have those boring substitutes, a monday could take an extra thousand. But that's just a rumor.

I've had some Mondays last over 1,800 hours. True story.

I don't have a job and it still sucks.

Doesn't that just make them suck even more?

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