I know a lot of us are atheists but you still know the feeling.

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Politically Incorrect Colbert | GIVE THAT MAN MY SHOW FOR UNDERSTANDING MY PAIN | image tagged in politically incorrect colbert | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | WENT TO CHURCH PASTOR NEVER SAID, YOU CAN NOW SIT DOWN | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Captain Picard Facepalm Meme | THE MAIN REASON I'M NOT CHRISTIAN IS TO NOT GO TO CHURCH | image tagged in memes,captain picard facepalm | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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One Does Not Simply Meme | ONE NEED NOT GO TO CHURCH TO BE  A CHRISTIAN | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Scumbag Steve Meme | HAS NEVER WENT TO CHURCH CALLS HIMSELF CHRISTIAN | image tagged in memes,scumbag steve | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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4 ups, 1 reply
has never "GONE" to Church. GONE! *sigh
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heil | HEIL BECKETT FOR CORRECTING ME | image tagged in heil | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Except for some old people. :|
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And some fat people
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And disabled people.
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and me, i fall asleep in church all the time. after going for my entire life you cant possibly convince me that its not boring to listen to someone drone on about the same message for 2 go***amned months.
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If a guy preaches the same sermon for two months, there's something wrong with him. If it's just the same topic, that's different. I thoroughly enjoyed it when my pastor preached about Balaam each Sunday night for a couple of months.
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really old guy
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It was a reply to Inferno-kid's comment saying "Heil Beckett". It looks like the guy is doing the Nazi salute.
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Not to be a stickler about details.....but the Nazi salutes is a 45 degree angle......
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Quote from my last comment: "It looks like the guy is doing the Nazi salute." I didn't say, "The guy is doing the Nazi salute." I too am a stickler. :P
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not meant as an actual threat, it bugs the shit out of me though
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You'd be surprised...
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You don't have to go to church to believe in the almighty creator. You can just believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. HE BOILED FOR OUR SINS! i.imgflip.com/ppy6z.jpg (click to show)
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Ramen to that.
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I think that's not funny, but then again, I think most of the stuff you say isn't funny.
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k, i'll start making higher quality memes
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I'm talking about 9/11 jokes and the like. If you haven't made any 9/11 jokes, then I apologize for this comment.
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2 ups, 2 replies
Well, the crash itself isn't funny but the conspiracy theories can be hilarious.
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My personal favorite that I've heard is that everything--planes, buildings, all of it--were holograms the whole time.
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And absurd...
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According to the multiverse bush did 911 alone

Just a man flying
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I haven't heard of the flying spaghetti monster in many years! My little brother used to hail it.
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"Used to" hail it? Did he turn into an infidelic atheist?
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Don't know. He doesn't speak to me as he's been a loner shut-in for several years now. Connection maybe?
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Actually, you kind of do. Most of the New Testament commands in Paul's letters are to communities of believers rather than individuals, and belonging to a community of faith is assumed.
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I think he meant going to church doesn't save you.
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That makes a lot more sense. True!
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Yeah, going to church alone won't save you, unless you have a personal relationship with Christ, if you do, church can help strengthen that relationship, but isn't required.
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Find one you like with a reasonable schedule (although to be honest once a week for 3 hours max isn't asking that much).
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I don't think church is a vital asset or anything. If it was, people in poor and/or totalitarian anti-religious countries with no access to any variation of a church would be screwed.
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They kind of are.
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I mean whatever few religious people would be living in hostile areas
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China and those psychos out in the Middle East aren't too friendly to Christianity.
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The extremists, not the entire countries.
How does not being 'friendly' to a country make you anti-religious?
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For muslims, the "moderates" are the extremists. It expressly says, several times, that anyone who refuses to convert is an infidel, and killing them pleases allah.
As with China, yeah, your point is pretty accurate, as not everyone in China hates Christians, but the government doesn't allow it to my knowledge.

He was being sarcastic bro, by "not too friendly" he meant open persecution.
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The Chinese government tries to suppress the spread of Christianity in its country. As for the Middle East, there are plenty of Christians being persecuted and killed by Islamic extremists, although everyone's level of extremism over there is questionable.
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This comment section is an example of why people have lost all hope in the human race.
From not being a christian because you don't like standing for very long to worshiping pasta, this comment section has everything.
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Probably the same person who trolls me he devoted his life to dowvoting all my comments now his account is gone thank god
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Was it Jimmycrackcorn?
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I dont know I don't think so
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2 ups, 2 replies
As a Jehovah's Witness...I have no idea what a Pastor is...
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I don't get it...
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Do I really have to explain this to you?
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How many rude, offensive comments do I have to flag? -_-
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I'm sorry if this upsets you, but Jehovah's Witness itself is such a scam it's not even funny.
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Just like Mormonism/7th Day Adventists
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Even though I'm an atheist, I do know this feeling because I actually went to church when I was young.
Also, when I'm at a marching band rehearsal and my director says we can take a break, I plop down immediately :P
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I was an brought up christian, the more i was taught about it the more questioned i asked and the more i asked the less i believed in it.
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Same here. When I moved out, I stopped going to any church and turned within for the answers. I believe everyone's relationship with our Creator should be a personal one, and I feel so much closer to Him than I ever did listening to scripture and sermons.
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2 ups, 1 reply
So you were forced to be christian but then you stuck with it even after they stopped forcing you to go to church and stuff. I suppose that it really depends a lot on what you believe and not what others want you to believe.
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3 ups, 2 replies
I don't call myself a Christian. I simply see us all as spiritual beings, so I "label" myself as spiritual, not religious. Religion starts wars; spirituality finds peace.
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4 ups, 2 replies
*sigh* Religion doesn't start wars. It is used as an excuse to start wars... by people. People start wars.
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About religion
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0 ups, 1 reply
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
So toasters don't toast toast, toast toasts toast.
10/10 logic
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0 ups, 1 reply
Your bread toasts its self, does it? Wow! I must have been living under a rock this whole time. My toaster still requires me to actually put the bread into the machine and press the lever down. =D
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Pffft, that's the old model! All the cool people have self-toasting toast. Yay genetic modification!
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First off, I don't need my toast toasted. Secondly, I have moral objections to genetic modification. Unless big boobs are involved.
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By the way, have you ever tried cranberry sauce on toast? Better than jelly.
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Nope, I haven't. I like guava jelly.
Have you tried honey on pancakes/waffles? Better than syrup.
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Ok my bad, i still agree with your point though. Someone downvoted both our comments so I'm just gonna give your comment an upvote to level that out.
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I guess you can't even talk about seeing everyone as greater than they are without offending someone.
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That's exactly the same as what happened with me.
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Especially after kneeling for a long time.
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Be part of a traditional church with ugly women. Problem solved.
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Up-voted for Pony.
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why thank you ^_^
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You get an extra vote if you can tell me the name of said pony.
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Not a problem. It's Lyra (aka Lyra Heartstrings or sometimes just called Heartstrings). I was really hoping Hasbro would adopt the fan given name of Colgate for that one pony (Minuet), but that would probably be a legal headache. Pointless factoid: Lyra is usually paired with Bon Bon, but in the meme-originating scene where she's sitting, she's sitting next to Shoeshine. Dunno why. I also don't know why I'm such a dork. :3
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You should get at least five up-votes for that.
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I really don't understand the supposed connection between bronies and autism
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It's an inside joke. I myself am a fan of MLP but I still like to 'annoy' the fandom.
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XD
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Im catholic
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