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where?

Far left n far right people are doofuses. I think there can be a middle ground for both parties tho

I agree (and I'm far left).

...AMEN!

Good one.

No comment, I'ma just let my meme sit there in its hilarious glory.

Thank you <3

What do you mean by that?

You're asking me what I mean by my meme, or asking Jimmy what he means with his pontification? By my meme, I'm just referring to how republicans and democrats are syphoning resources unsustainably and keeping people ignorant to the actual mechanics of politics and the economy so they can stay in power, which I do not think will be an issue with a party whose goal is to expand on basic liberties rather than increasing restrictions.

Ok, I see now.

So yeah, there are, like, 4 jokes in that meme.
1. 3rd party vs binary
2. Americans not being bilingual
3. US Debt to China
4. Dogmatic politics

Also, the joke being that Americans would rather die than learn to speak a second language, and being very dogmatic in their politics, they're being told to sacrifice their ideology so they don't have to learn a second language. So. That's the joke :P (Also the joke about our debt to China resulting in them owning us).

Hahaha, your right there. But you know as an American I love other languages, and being a bilingual country would help a lot. And people think when they go to other countries they don't have to learn the language, but when people come here they have to learn English or there a stupid (insert nationality here).

Oh, and the 5th joke, which is that it's a parody of the puppet from the SAW horror movies, but I assume you were aware of that.

Actually, all of us want to learn a second language. You should visit.

Yes, it's absolutely crazy to think that people moving into the country should learn the language of that country. The only joke here is you.

@JeebuzC, Considering you should not expect tourists to speak the language well, and tourism is a vital part of any large economy, I can very easily blame singulingualar (like that word I just made up?) people for disincentivizing tourism and interstate commerce. Your move, Sherlock.

And I like how you jump to the conclusion that I am stating that immigrants should not have to learn the language just because I am suggesting it's beneficial for a person to learn a second language. Do you always assert yourself on these charged assumptions, brew?

Most people I know here in the US speak multiple languages, including myself. To be honest, the benefits of the language are minimal at best, even in a professional environment, speaking with offices in other countries.

You're basing your joke on... well, 'Murica jokes, not reality. Or maybe just Alabama, which is really not the US.

And you're basing yours on weak, anecdotal evidence.
*About 1 in 4 Americans can hold a conversation in a second language.*
"The ability to speak a second language: Decreases with advanced age-- Younger Americans, aged 18-29, are far more likely than other age groups to be bilingual, with 43% able to speak a second language, compared to 25% of those aged 30 to 49, 22% of those 50 to 64, and only 15% of Americans 65 and older."

You're also neglecting the benefit to the individual, which serves the same benefit that knowing a high level of math serves. Even if you don't often apply it, it has a benefit to your ability to think and process information.

There is zero evidence that learning a second language will benefit you in any way.

I believe sir you are wrong, here is a link to a .org website with evidence. http://www.asha.org/public/speech/development/The-Advantages-of-Being-Bilingual/

I saw no point in life. Everything was going terribly. I didn't know what to do. I considered suicide but never did it. I never did it because one day, this beautiful smiling ape came up to me and said "Lie down my child. Rest. You no longer must have your jimmies rustled. There is no need to be upset." I am now so restful that my jimmies remain unrustled.

Except that there are exactly zero references to any studies to back that up.

To quote South Park ''It's always between some giant douche and turd sandwich''.

How the Democrats became Idiots? IDK. How the Republicans became Useless? I still have no idea. How the Neutrals became Neutrals? THAT I know

What exactly do you mean on that last part?

They got tired of Democrats being idiots and Republicans being useless of course.

They are both paid off idiots, and though I lean rupblican I hate the ones in congress.

I consider myself very left of the political spectrum...I understand fundamentalist Republican ideology, and supported Ron Paul Tremendously for the Republican Nomination...however, them being the party of Bullshit (look at congress), They favoured Bachman over him, which to me is saddening. I myself did vote for Obama, and would have done it again (Sarah Palin with the possibility of being president is quite scary, and Mitt Romney's money in swiss bank accounts did upset me greatly). I have been proud of my president (despite all the constant criticism), and have opposed certain things he has done (TTP for example; it could work out for the benefit of our country, but that would mean that the other country's that are part of the deal would have to be held at the same standards as the US, and that won't happen for years).

For this years election, my vote is on Bernie Sanders, With Lincoln Chafee as my runner-up. I would support Clinton more if she was more like her husband Bill Clinton, and not creating insane super-PACs to benefit her campaign. I'll be honest, my gender is male, and my race is mixed (Japanese (father), American (Born in Arizona, Grand-father served at DMAFB) & Latino (My mother is from Bolivia, and her parents moved to the US Legally, where my Grand-father served in Vietnam)), And I would love to see a woman president, and it's long overdue, however, Hillary Clinton does not support many of my values, and therefore makes her unfavourable to me

Why won't my upvotes "stick"?I try to upvote nearly any meme, then click something to go to another page, then look at what I tried to upvote again and my like is gone! Cmon, Imgflip, are you trying to turn me into some bitter person who lurks in the shadows of the comments section, grumbling about how I hate life?

Clearly *Cheers

In my opinion democrats and republicans are both fine. But SOME conservatives can have nazi elements.

Heil hitler!

1. You mean "f**k" not heil
2. Do everyone a favor and vote alienism
3. Or at least support Robert Reich (I know the last name sounds ironic with what I said about hitler, but for real look him up)

I mean heil. Also this was a joke, if your jimmies are that rustled then heil mein fuhrer. Also I support neonazism.

No, 1st of all, HAIL SATAN! 2nd of all refer to my other comment.

Wasn't Nazism considered both extreme socialism and Fascism? particularly because they were liked by fascists in Italy and held some extreme socialist views?

tl;dr. Get a life.

Homophobe?

Nope lol, but definitely overusing memes

Let me introduce you to the infamous Infernokid-Sandstorm and why you should be afraid of him.

He is a 50 year old child molester from the depths of /b/. He was born in /b/, raised by /b/, and you could almost say he is /b/. He will not stop until every liberal, gay person, black person, white person, conservative, republican, democrat, Christian, atheist, and pretty much everyone is offended to the max. He does not care about your "morals" or how smart you are, his only goal is to OFFEND EVERYONE. He will not stop, and only another /b/tard could ever last against his anti-social behaviors. He doesn't care about what you say or what you think, and if you speak he will use it to his advantage. Soon, the entire world will be rioting because of his offensive trolling. We should all fear him, for he could bring destruction of the world. Rumor has it he once even offended and entire alien race and they were so offended that they died.

TL;DR: get outside more, oh wait THE OUTSIDE WORLD OFFENDS YOU KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK

Lol i like ur funny banana

newf*g. Jimmy crackhead

god is not real dumbass.

Oh we have a tough guy here huh....... unsheathes my twin katanas Well, let's see how tough you really are! jumps into the air TAAAAKE THIIIIIIIIIIIIS spins around and slashes your face open Not so tough now, huh????? grabs you and throws you up It's time to finish this little charade holds my katanas above my head YOU ARE FINIIIIISHEEEEEEEED!!!!!!!!!!! jumps upwards so that you get impaled on my swords Heh.... easy..... - ;) that's pretty f**kin funny turns my back to you and chuckles but... not as funny as whats about to happen now unsheathes katana and readies Sanzetsu no Jitsuzhi style stance - stealth kills walks always whisteling, drunken whaler tune - comes up behind you and stabs you in the back Hahaha, now that power is mine! becomes engilfed in a bright light It feels so powerful! - unsheaths daggers Surging with Dark Energy You Will Pay For Your Insulence!!

You are the last person needed on this thread... or planet.

Dictionary... f*ggot... definition 2... does not refer to a gay person.
Refers to a despicable or contemptible person...

Hahaha, now that's something I haven't seen in forever.

And "pile of sticks".

exactly

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