Here's a tip from a pizza guy!

or is it

Not to be racist, but...

i don't like chicken get ham

why is hitler on you image

This made me laugh XD

howdafuq did this get 895k views and ONLY 55 likes?
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Oi, I've been sexually assaulted working pizza deliveries. Fat, sweaty Irish chick grabbed the back of my head and tried to cram my face into her horrible, horrible boobs.

ugh really?

Yeah. It was a prank. I woulda called the cops, buuuut.... they did tip me, like, 12 dollars beforehand, soooo...

it's a double edged-sword... right?

Yeah. Calling the cops would have compelled me to discard the tip out of principle, but I needed the money, lol. Oh, and another time a drug dealer/pimp (and possible mugger?) blocked me off in my parking spot with his car to offer wares. I had one hand concealed on the side of the seat, so he didn't try anything else after. Seriously, that job blew. Never again.

wow... I won't be a pizza delivery dude... (except for the tips) By the way, potato salad pizza is fashionable next year!

Or the nearest strip club

You know we have whisper for this right?

this has so many views

This must be a common context for porn flicks.

that's disgusting

You will never get that image out of your head. Mwahahaha

thank a lot

You ever work for tips in a black neighborhood? Approximately 1 in 14 people will tip you. No exaggeration. I've worked in multiple black neighborhoods, same story. They seldom tip. That's not racist, it's truth.

I have a feeling that they didn't tip you because they was poor and not because they were black.

If you can afford pizza, you can afford a tip. And no, you're dead wrong. White people, Asian people, and Hispanic people in similar housing nearly always tipped. The issue is culture, and blacks assimilate on average more to a subculture than to what is considered appropriate by mainstream America. But, the failure to tip is not a result of "being poor." It's a result of "being a dick."

So what about nice black people, do they tip?

The rare ones who do usually tip above what the average tip is from the other demographics, yes. 13/14 of them will either not tip or are under the impression not asking for their 15 cents change is a tip. The other 1/14 is divided. 1/28 people tip average, (about 2-3 dollars) with the other 1/28 tipping very generously (around 8-12 dollars). So, I'd say the few black people who do tip typically tip generously, but they're in the minority (no pun intended).

I agree, but to not sound like a bigot you should say, the black people I've encountered. Or just tell those who think you're a bigot to f#ck off.

I don't really care what people think of me. This is true of most America. And no, I gathered this from multiple black neighborhoods at multiple pizza delivery jobs. And this comment is funny because yes, on the rare occasion a white person doesn't tip, I only remember it ever being females or children. Some people send their kids to the door with EXACT CHANGE so they don't have to embarrass themselves with their cheap asses. I HATE THOSE. They get cars keyed. No exceptions!

I got out of food service. I'm getting my dream job in Colorado in September, so I'ma just wait for that. I don't like delivering dead animals to ignoramuses for a living.

You're deciding this from one whole neighborhood? Because Queens would like to speak with you.

And you're a result of "Racism"

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