Here's a tip from a pizza guy!

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Third World Success Kid Meme | Pizza is here! | image tagged in memes,third world success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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or is it
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Third World Success Kid Meme | EXTRA CHICKEN! | image tagged in memes,third world success kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Not to be racist, but...
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i don't like chicken get ham
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One Does Not Simply Meme | PIZZA DRIVERS DO NOT SIMPLY COMPLAIN ABOUT UNDER DRESSED CUSTOMERS UNLESS THE CUSTOMER WAS HIDEOUS | image tagged in memes,one does not simply | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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why is hitler on you image
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This made me laugh XD
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howdafuq did this get 895k views and ONLY 55 likes?
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Oi, I've been sexually assaulted working pizza deliveries. Fat, sweaty Irish chick grabbed the back of my head and tried to cram my face into her horrible, horrible boobs.
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2 ups, 1 reply
ugh really?
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Yeah. It was a prank. I woulda called the cops, buuuut.... they did tip me, like, 12 dollars beforehand, soooo...
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4 ups, 1 reply
it's a double edged-sword... right?
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6 ups, 2 replies
Yeah. Calling the cops would have compelled me to discard the tip out of principle, but I needed the money, lol. Oh, and another time a drug dealer/pimp (and possible mugger?) blocked me off in my parking spot with his car to offer wares. I had one hand concealed on the side of the seat, so he didn't try anything else after. Seriously, that job blew. Never again.
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wow... I won't be a pizza delivery dude... (except for the tips) By the way, potato salad pizza is fashionable next year!
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Or the nearest strip club
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This must be a common context for porn flicks.
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that's disgusting
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You will never get that image out of your head. Mwahahaha
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thank a lot
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For anyone wondering, This meme was made by "a redditor"
This is why it has so many views.
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You ever work for tips in a black neighborhood? Approximately 1 in 14 people will tip you. No exaggeration. I've worked in multiple black neighborhoods, same story. They seldom tip. That's not racist, it's truth.
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I have a feeling that they didn't tip you because they was poor and not because they were black.
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If you can afford pizza, you can afford a tip. And no, you're dead wrong. White people, Asian people, and Hispanic people in similar housing nearly always tipped. The issue is culture, and blacks assimilate on average more to a subculture than to what is considered appropriate by mainstream America. But, the failure to tip is not a result of "being poor." It's a result of "being a dick."
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So what about nice black people, do they tip?
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The rare ones who do usually tip above what the average tip is from the other demographics, yes. 13/14 of them will either not tip or are under the impression not asking for their 15 cents change is a tip. The other 1/14 is divided. 1/28 people tip average, (about 2-3 dollars) with the other 1/28 tipping very generously (around 8-12 dollars). So, I'd say the few black people who do tip typically tip generously, but they're in the minority (no pun intended).
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You're deciding this from one whole neighborhood? Because Queens would like to speak with you.
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I agree, but to not sound like a bigot you should say, the black people I've encountered. Or just tell those who think you're a bigot to f#ck off.
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I don't really care what people think of me. This is true of most America. And no, I gathered this from multiple black neighborhoods at multiple pizza delivery jobs. And this comment is funny because yes, on the rare occasion a white person doesn't tip, I only remember it ever being females or children. Some people send their kids to the door with EXACT CHANGE so they don't have to embarrass themselves with their cheap asses. I HATE THOSE. They get cars keyed. No exceptions!
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I got out of food service. I'm getting my dream job in Colorado in September, so I'ma just wait for that. I don't like delivering dead animals to ignoramuses for a living.
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And you're a result of "Racism"
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It's Baxter! Meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow, meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow.
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this has so many views
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You know we have whisper for this right?
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Wishing I could multiple upvote!!! #TooFunny
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not in japan dude...not in japan!
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can everyone stop talking about pizza guys
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