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Confused Gandalf Meme | SO NOTHING EXPLODED, CREATED EVERYTHING,AND THAT EVERYTHING BECAME SELF REPLICATING BITS WHICH BECAME DINOSAURS. AND THEN EVOLVED INTO HUMAN | image tagged in memes,confused gandalf | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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6 ups, 10y
Yeah, pretty much.
6 ups, 10y,
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1 up, 10y
The world needs more people like you.
5 ups, 10y,
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8 ups, 10y,
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1. You can't explain where the matter came from.
2. You can't explain where the energy came from.
3. You can't explain where the force to compress the aforementioned matter came from.
4. You can't explain how matter that got thrown in every direction eventually started sticking to other close by matter to form heavenly bodies.
5. Evolution has not been observed: You can only study the present, not the past. No species has been documented over time to record its evolution.
6. A sound theory should be able to make predictions. Evolutionists cannot predict what humans will supposedly evolve into.
Believing in the Big Bang and Evolution requires as much faith as believing in God and in the account of Divine Creation. You didn't see the Big Bang. I can't see God. Neither Creationism nor Evolutionism are scientifically sound. They're both impossible according to science. Both you and I have faith, but our faith differs. Just because you don't believe in God, that doesn't mean I'm wrong.
4 ups, 10y
Dude your awesome!
0 ups, 10y
Grammar error: "Neither Creationism nor Evolutionism *is* scientifically sound."
0 ups, 10y,
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I did not know of the string (theory) of responses since this post, so forgive me for being late to the party. But, I had to retort here.
1. Science is looking into that. You are right, it's currently unknown.
2.Energy is somewhat like gravity. You cannot touch it, but you can feel it and experience it. Energy is a bio(mechanical) process - rub your hands together, you just created heat (energy). Yes, it's just converting one form of energy to another. Perhaps energy has always been. I do not know a definitive answer.
3. Gravity? Magnetism? Gravity is proportional to volume AND proximity. Ions are charged particles that produce magnetism. The energy to create this explosion probably came from the incredible force of "cramming" so much into such a tiny area.
4. Again, gravity and polarity?
5. False, evolution has been observed MANY times. Dogs are evolution, granted they are unnatural selection created by humanity. Dogs and wolves can mate because they are the same species, but one is directly descended from the other; that is evolution. Wolves still exist because dogs are "unnatural" variants of them. Viruses and bacteria are similar. Because their life cycle is so much shorter than ours, we can see change in genetic structure within short periods of time. Certain strains develop an immunity to antibiotics/antivirals and they reproduce. This creates a lineage of resistant pathogens.
6. We actually do know what is most likely next for humans - bionic humans and designer humans created by genetic and mechanical engineering. It is actually a very interesting topic conversed upon by many leading scientists from many disciplines. "Natural humans" will be obsolete if we continue on this path. Additionally, if humans continually prosper as we are now, there is no need for much evolutionary change. Change will occur, however, as mutations are inevitable. That's why it's very hard to predict what is next. There are certainly theories, but it's hard to predict what will happen both genetically and environmentally over time. Remember, evolution has no goal or timeline, it's just the result of unpredictable mutations in an unpredictable environment.
And I don't know how both "Creationism" and "Evolutionism" are impossible according to science. Science supports evolution because it has been observed in the past and the present. Creationism isn't impossible under science either. No real scientist claims they have definitive proof either way.
0 ups, 10y
1. Reply not necessary.
2. Energy cannot be eternal, otherwise eternal entropy would have made energy unusable by now. (Technically a reply to #3.)
3. Energy for the explosion came from the force of compression? Where did that force come from? Is gravity and/or magnetism eternal?
4. How could matter start sticking to other matter if each tiny piece got propelled by the force of the explosion of the universe (making it go retardedly fast)? Matter's gravity is based on its mass. Two small pieces of matter going thousands (more likely, millions) of miles per hour at the difference of 0.00001 degrees would end up miles apart in a very short period of time. They'd be too small and too far away to pull on each other.
5. Evolution? Nope, species development I suppose you could call it. I believe Noah's two dogs were ancestors of every canid living since. I believe those two doggish animals had the DNA for every currently existing canid, and that dogs born with similar parts (for lack of a better word) of that DNA mated, causing species to show up. That's only my theory, but it has just as much merit as believing every organism came from rocks.
6. A genetically engineered human wouldn't be evolved: he would merely be altered. Outside forces, and not himself, would change his body. Evolution is "The process by which different kinds of living organisms are thought to have developed and diversified from earlier forms during the history of the earth." This says nothing about outside forces causing those changes.
1 up, 10y
God is made up. Satan created everything.
5 ups, 10y,
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3 ups, 10y
Hahahahahahaha
3 ups, 10y,
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What if I told you that, that its quite obvious that we have a structured design and that a single cell is more complicated than the space shuttle that took NASA to the moon. And also that the likely hood of this being all possible by pure chance is about 1 in 100000000000000000000000000000000000
0 ups, 10y,
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The chance of winning the lottery is one in 14 million yet people still win it all the time.
I am just giving to use the monkey typewriter theory thingymabob that basically says if a monkey hits random keys on a typewriter then it will eventually write Shakespeare.
The chance of getting hit by lightning is 1 in 2 million.
The chance of getting hit by lightning 7 times in your life (like Roy sulivan did) is 1 in 128000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 But that happened.
0 ups, 10y,
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Who in the name of pants generates these numbers about how many chances there are of something happening? I'd like to see his/her math. :|
1 in 14 million? And how many people win each lottery? 1.
The chance of God existing? 50% chance. Either He does, or He doesn't. Chance of Big Bang, evolution etc.? 50%. Either it happened, or it didn't. We're all in the same boat. Either we're right, or we're wrong. 50% chance works for me. ;)
0 ups, 10y,
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Ok, chance of me dying. I either live or i die. 50%.
This is how it's calculated:
In a typical 6/49 game, six numbers are drawn from a range of 49 and if the six numbers on a ticket match the numbers drawn, the ticket holder is a jackpot winner—this is true no matter in which order the numbers appear. The probability of this happening is 1 in 13,983,816.

This small chance of winning can be demonstrated as follows:

Starting with a bag of 49 differently-numbered lottery balls, there are 49 different but equally likely ways of choosing the number of the first ball selected from the bag, and so there is a 1 in 49 chance of predicting the number correctly. When the draw comes to the second number, there are now only 48 balls left in the bag (because the balls already drawn are not returned to the bag) so there is now a 1 in 48 chance of predicting this number.

Thus for each of the 49 ways of choosing the first number there are 48 different ways of choosing the second. This means that the probability of correctly predicting 2 numbers drawn from 49 in the correct order is calculated as 1 in 49 × 48. On drawing the third number there are only 47 ways of choosing the number; but of course we could have arrived at this point in any of 49 × 48 ways, so the chances of correctly predicting 3 numbers drawn from 49, again in the correct order, is 1 in 49 × 48 × 47. This continues until the sixth number has been drawn, giving the final calculation, 49 × 48 × 47 × 46 × 45 × 44, which can also be written as . This works out to a very large number, 10,068,347,520, which is much bigger than the 14 million stated above.

The last step is to understand that the order of the 6 numbers is not significant. That is, if a ticket has the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, and 6, it wins as long as all the numbers 1 through 6 are drawn, no matter what order they come out in. Accordingly, given any set of 6 numbers, there are 6 × 5 × 4 × 3 × 2 × 1 = 6! or 720 orders in which they could be drawn. Dividing 10,068,347,520 by 720 gives 13,983,816.

Tl:dr- there are 7 billion people in the world and a lot of them are stupid enough to play the lottery.
1 up, 10y,
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Chance of you dying: 100%. :D
0 ups, 10y,
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But i either die or live :p
1 up, 10y,
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Yeah. I'm talkin' 'bout in the long run.
0 ups, 10y,
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Ok, let me out it a different way.
If i flip a coin, it either lands on heads or tails (or on it's side)
So that's a 50:50 chance, could be heads, could be tails.
But if i roll a dice, it either lands on a 6 or 5, 4, 3, 2 or 1
It's either 6 or it's not, 1 in 6.
You can't expect two events to have a completely equal chance.
0 ups, 10y,
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Yeah, I know. I hope it hasn't seemed like I've been arguing.
0 ups, 10y
No, not at all. I like learning about other religions and stuff. You see, i like all the good stuff like love thy neighbor and all that stuff but the gays should be killed bits are what annoys me.
0 ups, 10y
My beliefs on gays: they're sinning, but everyone else is a sinner as well. I don't see homosexuality as a "special" or "worse" sin.
Jesus didn't condemn the woman caught in adultery (and that's basically how the Bible portrays homosexuality), he said don't sin anymore. I think gay people shouldn't be gay (I believe it CAN be helped), but I'm not going to throw the stone at them.
0 ups, 10y,
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I was talking about the chances of getting struck by lightning 7 times and the chances of evolution being possible. :|
0 ups, 10y,
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2M*2M*2M*2M*2M*2M*2M=128000000000000000000.............
1 up, 10y,
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I don't get how they (grammatically incorrect, but work with me here) come up with 1:2000000 chances that you'll get struck by lightning.
0 ups, 10y,
1 reply
They take the amount of people in America (i think, it could be other countries) and divide it by the amount of people struck by lightning.
0 ups, 10y,
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I figured that was how.
BTW, just 'cause something that close to impossible has happened, it doesn't mean the Big Bang and such happened. I don't claim to have PROOF of what I believe, but I gotta say it's annoying when evolutionists claim to have proof that they're correct (I'm not saying that's what you're doing, BTW).
0 ups, 10y
Yep, it's just sort of my rebuttal to the "the chances of everything being made randomly is 1 in (high number)."
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3 ups, 10y
2 ups, 10y
Yeah that's pretty much it in a nutshell.
2 ups, 10y,
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0 ups, 10y
Sorry. :P
1 up, 10y
0 ups, 9y,
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So if nothing CAN'T come from nothing, how did God suddenly exist?
0 ups, 9y,
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He's always been there, he created the laws of physics as well as time. So the rules of the universe don't apply to him unless he apples them to himself as he did when he came down to earth as Jesus. He has always been there, it's just difficult to grasp that because time has always applied to us but not to him.
0 ups, 9y
Yeah but He had to have been created somehow. It's not like He has always been there. If there WAS a start to the universe, whether it be the big bang or God, SOMETHING had to have just poofed into existense
0 ups, 9y
0 ups, 10y,
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I believe in the string theory, in which the universe will eventually collapse in upon itself and create a point of matter with an infinite density, and then create another big bang.
1 up, 10y,
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Eventually all energy would "run out" and the universe would cease to... operate.
0 ups, 10y,
1 reply
How would it run out? Energy can never be destroyed.
0 ups, 10y
Energy can become unusable. After an eternity, all energy would be unusable.
0 ups, 10y,
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2 ups, 10y,
2 replies
What's your proof that Alexander the Great existed?
1 up, 10y,
1 reply
That reminds me of this http://www.debate.org/opinions/does-australia-exist
0 ups, 10y,
1 reply
OF COURSE AUSTRALIA EXISTS I'M LIVING HERE WTF I JUST FOUND THIS COMMENT NOW WAIT WHAT!?!?!? DUDE I AM CLIMBING THE HARBOUR BRIDGE IIN TWO MONTHS. WTF WHAT HAS THE INTERNET COME TO!?!
0 ups, 10y
Pics or it didn't happen :p
1 up, 10y
Right lol
2 ups, 10y,
2 replies
The proof is everywhere, actually. If one is a true Christian or believer, you can see it.
4 ups, 10y,
1 reply
Ya I know there is proof, I just didn't want to have to re explain everything I just did above, as well many other things I could. Gods sheep hear his voice and follow so you don't need to worry too much, though I've always been one to like a good debate :)
2 ups, 10y
Well said
0 ups, 10y,
2 replies
Or a true Muslim believer. They hold an equal claim to "true faith".
0 ups, 10y
Please please, watch this video rather your atheist or not its shocking! The Quran "admits" Allah is Satan. Seriously man you will be mind blown atheist or not and it will broden your perspective about religion making you more wise.
0 ups, 10y
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=ESRvVcqpBcyoogSEqIOQAg&url=http://m.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DNFn042VA-VA&ved=0CB0QtwIwAA&usg=AFQjCNGOj_50G8qPy7NocicfebdTSC2bTg&sig2=dhze2qfvl16sptgkxK-FSw
1 up, 10y,
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0 ups, 10y
0 ups, 10y,
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1 up, 10y,
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You haven't proven the Big Bang.
I can just as easily say God is proof that the Big Bang never happened. But just because I say that, I'm not automatically right.
1 up, 10y,
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actually the big bang has been proven because a scientest had a very powerful telescope and could see the radiation of the big bang and that it is still cooling down
0 ups, 10y
Seeing radiation in space doesn't prove there was a Big Bang. It just proves there's radiation in space. It's cooling down? If the Big Bang happened billions of years ago, then the universe should have fully cooled from the explosion by now. If that scientist actually OBSERVED cooling (instead of speculating that it's been happening; there's a huge differnce), then it obviously wasn't cooling down from the Big Bang. The change in temperature would be unobservably small if the universe has been cooling down for billions of years.
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