Chuck Norris With Guns

Chuck Norris With Guns Meme | CHUCK NORRIS BEAT ALL THE CARS IN A NASCAR RACE THEN HE STARTED HIS CAR | image tagged in chuck norris | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Chuck Norris drives to Hawaii...
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | MAKES FUN OF CHUCK NORRIS LAUGHS TO DEATH | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Bad Luck Brian Meme | SPINE BREAKS THINKS HE'LL MAKE IT GETS HIT BY PLANE | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Chuck norris didn't started the car, the car started chuck norris #funfact 0.99 based on true events.
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Techno Wiking - You | YOU ARE JUST A FAKE LEGEND I'M THE ONE WHO MAY DEFEAT YOU | image tagged in techno wiking - you | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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You want to know all of Chuck Norris's enemies? Check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris was born in 1945. The Nazis and Japanese surrendered in 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
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"A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to."
Chuck Norris is a wizard
O.O
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What did he do, roundhouse kick the ignition? lol
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No, if he did, there would have been another mass extinction.
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I think it might have been better if you stated, "Chuck Norris won the Indie 500.... without even starting his car."
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Something Chuck Norris Fans DO NOT WANT to be reminded of. Bruce Lee beat this so-called "God" without any external weapons!
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STAY MAD!
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Ahh finally a chuck norris meme on the front bout time
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The "BIG BANG" = Chuck Norris was born.
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Big Bang= Fallacious theory about the universe's origin In truth, the Universe is INFINITE in age. STEADY STATE FTW!
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If the Universe is infinite in age, why do scientists say it is 13.82 billion years old?
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Not all scientists agree with that. The "Big Bang" is treated almost like dogma in nearly all Universities these days, particularly in the west.
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So because they can't provide evidence for the first step, and they are still afraid to admit the possibility that God created everything, they now want to say that the universe is infinate? Makes sense I guess, since they are not willing to admit that religion might actually be correct.
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"all religions believe in a god or Gods"
WRONG!
>Abrahamic creation story
Utter Jewish pseudoscience, just like the big Bang. Look up Steady state theory on Bing, DuckDuckgo, or Babylon.
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@d2renterprise

>google doesn't base its searches off of its founders

Never posted that.

>Google is much better because of the results usually being based off of majority users

Not necessarily true. Majority doesn't always equal quality. Plus, groups such as the JIDF and ADL are covertly promoting/pushing websites and articles that are actively biased toward Israel, Jews, fake opposition and at times other things, such as their main programs, such as Communism/Marxism. Both sites have their downsides. overall

From the Hebrew/Jewish Talmud

Simeon Hadderson 56b: When the messiah comes, EVERY JEW/ISRALITE WILL HAVE 2800 SLAVES.

HIlkoth Axum X1: Show no mercy to the Goyim

Verse number unknown atm: May his name and memory be blotted out(reffering to a major Pagan God)

Libbre David 37

Also,
The Talmud overtly states that Jewish men can sexually abuse(but not marry) girls; particularly Gentile girls as long as they ARE 3 OR UNDER! In addition TO THIS, THE TORAH HAS NO LAW THAT PUNISHES NOR CONDEMNS CHILD MOLESTATION PEDOPHILIA!
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This is what you stated MORON, "Google has a substantial to severe bias toward Jewish/Hebrew propaganda, programs, sites, programs and Ideologies. Both its founders, Larry Page(now no longer with google) and Sergey Brin are are Jews." So if you are claiming that the founders are Jews and that the searches on Google are bias towards Jewish propaganda, then you are making the claim that the searches are being based off of the founders.

Your arguments are f**ked up and stupid. Goodbye and have a nice day, dumbass.
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And to you, Head full full of F**KING rubbish and crap.
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>I know for a fact that it is false
That's a good sheeple goy. No, not all of what they say is pro jewish propaganda, but many things are. Even today, some things slip through the cracks of their manipulation.
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I am not the one making claims that google mainly produces Jewish/Hebrew propaganda, when I know for a fact that this is false. So yea, go f**k yourself now asshole.
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Yeah right! The Jewish-backed Big Bang theory is a Big FAT CROCK OF SHIT! The Berg Bang theory is basically Jewish pseudoscience junk modernized. The cosmic background radiation that is said to be remnants of the Big Bang iare not from that; it is only clever suggestion and assumption! The same goes for the Berg Crunch!
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Amazingly enough, when using a credible search engine like Google, Berg Crunch and Berg Bang Theory don't even come up. So what are you trying to prove here exactly?
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[image deleted]Are you dense? When I said "Berg Bang" and "Berg Crunch" Its basically to satirize the two things!

>Google
>credible search engine

8 to 15 years ago maybe. but surely not these days. Google has a substantial to severe bias toward Jewish/Hebrew propaganda, programs, sites, programs and Ideologies. Both its founders, Larry Page(now no longer with google) and Sergey Brin are are Jews. Paypal is filled with Jews. AND DON'T GIVE ME that crap about "its only a few bad apples among them wahhh!"

"There is no distinction among Jews, If a Jew doesn't appear hostile toward us, its out of slyness or cowardice, not because they love us" -J. Goebbels
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You are a moron. Google is more credible than Bing by a long shot. Google doesn't bring up results based off of the founders, it brings up results based off of what the majority of the people are searching for. Maybe you should learn the basic concepts of how search engines work before you come back here and start running your mouth about information you know jack shit about.
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Because they're wrong.
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