Alloweth's sayeth, hypothetically, thy mother wast wearing a yellow raincoat. Anon, eke in this scenario, th're is a sir needing to receiveth home. At which hour that gent sees thy mother, that gent shall yelleth "taxi, taxi!". Anon, wherefore doest that gent doth this? the answ'r is actually quite simple. Thy mother is so bacon-fed the lady is the size of a taxi, and the yellow raincoat the lady is the'retically wearing is the same col'r as a taxi. Th'ref're, the sir mistakes h'r f'r a taxi. So, what hast this hypothetical scenario shown us? t hast shown us yond thy mother is v'ry, v'ry, bacon-fed. Boom! once again did destroy with facts and logic
