There's still Vermont, they have dandy maple syrup.

When a good time comes along you can Whipple it ... Whipple it real good.

Brought to you by the same people who thought it a good idea to have addicts/alcoholics in recovery visit middle schools and share anecdotes on how to replace your parents vodka with water.

Be careful with that red stapler, don't hurt yourself or it could literally cost you at least an arm.