Bizarro World

1. Then don't go 😂 problem solved
2. Yoire confusing "normal" with "good". This may not be normal, but that doesn't mean it's bad

Patient says, "Hey, Doc, it hurts when I do this."

Doctor says, "Well get your face out of the pickle jar then"

I wonder how many see a therapist like some over the hill conservative women do?

Therapy? Or just constantly sipping from that bottle of 'Nana's Special Tea'?

Probably both! What else do traditional conservative stay at home women have to do once the kids leave home? By then hubby probably has a younger woman on the side.

What else to do other than get into heated 'arguments' with the gardener?

Well, most likely the gardener is of Mexican descent.

Some folks prefer the term, "Just South of Texas"
You know, so they won't get their Daughters of the South membership revoked.

Still better than being maga