How to get rid of depression (real); Step 1. Locate the depression; Step 2. Beat up the depression; Step 3. Now say sorry; Step 4. Beg for forgiveness; Did that cure the depression? No…; Now give the depression 12 tons of garlic bread; Ingredients
1 loaf of French bread or a baguette
½ cup (115 g) softened butter
3–4 cloves garlic, minced
2 tablespoons chopped fresh parsley (or 1 tablespoon dried parsley)
¼ teaspoon salt
Optional: ¼ cup grated Parmesan or shredded mozzarella
Instructions
Preheat the oven to 375°F (190°C).
Mix the garlic butter: Combine the softened butter, minced garlic, parsley, and salt in a small bowl.
Prepare the bread: Slice the loaf in half lengthwise (or cut into thick slices without cutting all the way through).
Spread the butter: Evenly coat the cut sides or between the slices with the garlic butter mixture.
Add cheese (optional): Sprinkle Parmesan or mozzarella on top.
Bake:
For soft garlic bread: Bake for 10–12 minutes.
For crispy edges: Broil for 1–2 minutes after baking, watching carefully so it doesn't burn.
Slice and serve warm. Adopt the depression and live happily ever after!!! The lesson to learn here is that beating up someone and saying sorry only stops the wound, but doesnt heal it… the only way to properly heal it is to give them garlic bread.
