Qubli: I failed my safety training course today.
Winter: Why, what happened?
Qubli: Well one of the questions was "In case of a fire, what steps would you take?"
Winter: And?
Qubli: Well apparently "F---ING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.
Winter: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real b----.
Qubli: What changed your mind?
Winter: Oh, I still think you're a b----. I've just grown to like that about you.
*Qubli falls through the ceiling, landing near Winter*
Qubli: Hey, Winter!
Winter: Hey, Qubli!
Winter: …that hurt.
Winter: Yeah, I don’t like people.
Qubli: Oh, well now that’s not fair Winter. Have you met all of them?
Winter: I’ve met enough of them. People. What a bunch of b------s
!Qubli: Can I bother you for a second?
Winter: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.
Winter: And what did we learn, Qubli?
Qubli: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.
Winter: Hey, it’s your turn to wash the dishes.
Qubli: I’ll wash the walls red with your blood.
Winter: Okay, but before that, wash the dishes. Also, use soap this time.
Luna: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Winter: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Luna:
Luna: *sobs*
Qubli: You f---ing scared them, you idiot.
Luna: When Qubli was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world."
Winter: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
