🐢 : Look guys, I need help.
Cricket : Love help?
Quokka: Financial help?
Sundew: Emotional help?
Peril: Help moving a body?
*Everybody looks at Peril*
Peril: What?
Swordtail: Why am I not the protagonist of an amazing story…?
Mulberry: You are, though - it’s called “your life.”
Swordtail: Shut the f**k up, I wanna struggle fighting demons not struggle with getting out of bed every day.
Mulberry: But those are your demons.
Swordtail: ...
Swordtail: I am hereby naming you as the antagonist and now it is my sole job to find you and hit you in the face with a chair for that bitch-ass comment you just made.
🐢 : All right, y'all! Let's take a vote!
Sora: A secret vote. Everyone close your eyes.
*the Squad closes their eyes*
🧱 : We don't see the result!
Sora: Well, just say your vote out loud.
Peril: Won't we recognize each other's voices?
Fatespeaker: 🐢 has a point.
Dogong: Why cant trees give off something important like wifi??
Starlight: So f**k oxygen, I guess.
