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I didn't think the news was true at first, but unfortunately, it turns out it is. | This onion will never make me cry! Oh, is that so? Well, think again, cause boy, have I got some bad news for you. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting married at Madison Square Garden, and over a thousand people are invited to the wedding. So yeah, your fellow Greater New York Area railfans are cooked, and it's game over for your fellow Swifties. *Darth Vader "NOOOOOOOOOO!" scream intensifies* | image tagged in this onion won't make me cry,taylor swift,bad news,random,shitpost,you have been eternally cursed for reading the tags | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Xenonailing
0 ups, 19h,
1 reply
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce will have a wedding ceremony and reception unattainable for 99% of us. I mean, how many people have one thousand family members and close friends?

I don't see how their relationship will work out, because if they both continue their careers, it's going to be very hard for them to spend time together.

How is their wedding bad for New York railfans and Swifties? Explain that to me, please.
CrimsonShadowKing98
1 up, 9h,
1 reply
And explain it I will.

As for New York Railfans, MSG was built directly above Penn Station after the body horror it went through between 1963 and 1968, so when the big day comes, people who use the LIRR, NJ Transit, or Amtrak to travel into Manhattan will have their trip ruined by extreme crowding.

And as for Swifties, let's face it. Taylor and Travis's wedding means their microscopic chances of ever meeting the woman will have been obliterated. In fact, they already have been by the Eras Tour of 2023 to 2024, but the wedding will officially solidify this.

I hope my explanation is reasonable, and you're welcome.
Xenonailing
1 up, 6h,
1 reply
Your explanation is great. Thank you.
CrimsonShadowKing98
0 ups, 4h
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This onion will never make me cry! Oh, is that so? Well, think again, cause boy, have I got some bad news for you. Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are getting married at Madison Square Garden, and over a thousand people are invited to the wedding. So yeah, your fellow Greater New York Area railfans are cooked, and it's game over for your fellow Swifties. *Darth Vader "NOOOOOOOOOO!" scream intensifies*