There you go.

I agree, but comparing it to ICE is way too far.

Alright, I'll tell you.

I am Real Crimson Peach, and I am the King of the Shadow Chickens, who are the greatest heroic tribe on the internet. We may have only been founded in 2021, but the beginning of my very existence dates way back to the golden year of 2005. I may be just your more-than-average everyday autistic train-loving Long Islander with an enthusiasm for celebrity culture, but I am the protagonist of my own story, both in real life and my fan-made universe. Us Shadow Chickens are not a cult, but we genuinely care deeply for our almighty queen Taylor Alison Swift and are willing to do anything to protect her and Travis Kelce from their worst enemies, and that especially includes our nemesis Donald Trump, who it is our goal to defeat, and we will not rest until he is no longer POTUS and his reign of terror crumbles into oblivion.

You're welcome, and how did I do?

Honestly, I'm impressed. I've dealt with far worse users in this stream, and I don't think you're one of them.

I don't mind being Saturned. In fact, I think that the sixth planet from the Sun looks beautiful with its rings that a gorgeous African-American Honey Queen from Texas who goes by the name Beyoncé Giselle Knowles-Carter liked and decided to put a ring on.

But would you really like to know who I am?