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MIBU: Disturbing Facts Attempt; Arizona was founded on Valentine's Day. The centennial of its statehood happened in 2012. November 27th, 2023 marked an entire decade since the release of Disney's "Frozen". Feel old yet? Not only are we closer to 2050 than we are to 1990, but we are also more than a quarter of the way through the 21st Century. According to news reports, rumor has it that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce might be planning to have their wedding at Madison Square Garden. People all over the world have been Rickrolled over a billion times, whether intentionally or by accident. You are most likely one of them. Alabama, Florida, and Pennsylvania each contain 67 counties. This fact is here because of the brainrot meme that spawned from the number. Your mouth contains more bacteria than the population of humans on Earth. SPAM would be considered Haram to Muslims because it contains processed pork meat which comes from a pig's rear end. On the topic of food, the pollination process of figs involves wasps dying inside them. A popular American soda brand got the name Coca-Cola because the original formula for it used to contain c0c41n3 as one of the ingredients. Not only is a random gunshot heard in the background right before this Phase, but the audio on it originates from Sonic.exe. Speaking of Sonic.exe, it might become canon someday in the future. According to a now-debunked Spongebob fan theory, as well as a Robot Chicken sketch based on it, the main ingredient in Krabby Patties is real crab meat. The last time Neptune was in its current position, nobody who is alive today had been born yet. Meanwhile, Pluto hasn't been in its current position since the United States gained independence. The youngest survivor of the Titanic was only two months old at the time it sank. You thought the horsefly jumpscare in the Spongebob Episode "Wormy" was bad? Well, a reaction video by a YouTuber named Wubzzy has revealed that some Spongebob episodes contain g0r3. "Ink Lemonade" is likely the worst offender of this. Addie Bowley, a friendly Gen Z YouTuber whose channel content is centered around food, has been forced to eat real insects during some of the challenges he has taken on in his videos. People find the number 69 funny and say "Nice" when they see it because they think it resembles two people doing something extremely NSFW that I will not say. One of the few female engineers on the team for the Apollo 13 mission went into l4b0r while at work, and the same technology used to deliver her baby boy was used to rescue the crew aboard Apollo 13. Years later, the baby would grow up to become who we know today as Jack Black. There is a scene towards the beginning of "Wicked" that shows Elphaba's mother giving b1rth to her. Nadya "Octomom" Suleman no longer holds the Guinness World Record for the most babies born at once. In fact, that honor now goes to a Malian woman named Halima Cisse, who had nine. Scientific research studies have found that McDonald's burgers contain traces of Human DNA. P3d0ph1l1a is constantly being used in modern cancel culture as the main excuse to defame YouTubers and celebrities, AND KATY PERRY IS THE NEWEST VICTIM. The audio on this Phase is from username: 666. Some of the most hostile interplanetary species probably look exactly like this. Silent Hill was based on a true story. Extreme NSFW f3t15h content on DeviantArt, especially that involving inflation and/or pregnancy can probably be traced back to the blueberry scene in the 2005 version of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The father of Yung Miami's children is... SEAN "DIDDY" COMBS!!! The nameofbeercompany v1ru5 p4ndnd3m1c claimed more lives worldwide than both WW1 and WW2 combined. DusttaleImpostor's Version of Phase 35 is the most traumatizing MIBU Phase ever because... IT CONTAINS REAL G0R3!!!!! Elsagate and Rule 34 were probably created by p3d0ph1l3s. The youngest "woman" to ever give b1rth was... FIVE YEARS OLD. In 1971, a 33-year-old woman who was pregnant with 15 babies m15c4rr13d all of them at four months. NONE OF THE F3TU5ES SURVIVED. Somebody once photoshopped Billie Eilish with a huge pregnant belly, and they posted it onto Preggophilia, WHICH IS AN EXTREMELY GRAPHIC PREGNANCY F3T15H NSFW CONTENT SITE. Donald Tr*mp is to America what H1tl3r was to Germany, and based on the technology we have today, if he succeeds at starting a full-blown eruption of WW3, all of humanity could go extinct thanks to him!
