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Which monster slaying sword are you guys choosing? Comment down below!

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150 views 6 upvotes Made by SwampyTheSwampMonster 3 weeks ago in Comics
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3 ups, 3w,
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Here're my takes for all of the swords:

- The first sword is useful for when you want to start with the smaller, weaker monsters when you enter a dungeon or any other terrain. I'm assuming you have to ring the bell in order to activate it. But there's a chance a bunch of monsters, let's say choplets, will come running and swarm you. However, if you're pretty OP, it should be no problem.

- On paper, the second sword seems pretty good. One user on the comic's website commented that the sword could get so heavy it slides down through the monster's flesh. However, other users made a very important point: the weight of the sword.

We don't know that sword's default weight. For all we know, it could be made of a very light metal, lighter than the usual metal used for forging swords. One user said that the average sword weighs about 1-2 kilograms. So maybe a sword weighing somewhere between 100 and 200 kilograms would kill a choplet, but it probably would be useless against a dragon once it gets stuck. It'd also suck if the sword doesn't immediately kill the monster in one swing.

- With the taffy sword, you could probably distract the monster(s) by feeding it to them and quickly grab another sword to kill them while they're chewing. If there's an actual blade underneath all the taffy, maybe the monster(s) will accidentally cut their mouth(s) or choke on the blade and die that way. But if the monster safely eats all the taffy off the sword, it now has a sword to fight with, so you'd definitely need to have another sword around in case that happens.

Out of the three swords, I'm choosing the first one. I'd prefer to start with the weaker monsters before moving on to the stronger ones.
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
bro's taking it VERY seriously 💀
0 ups, 3w,
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Am I not allowed to?
1 up, 3w,
1 reply
did i say you aren't
0 ups, 3w,
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No. I was just wondering if I wasn't supposed to.

I tend to envision myself in the scenarios of a topic and think rationally about them. I know they're pretend, but that's just what I do when I make decisions.

It's the way you worded your comment that it seemed like I'm not allowed to be rational. Sorry if that wasn't what you meant.
2 ups, 3w
nope, wasn't what i meant
i apologize as well because i avoid tone tags as they usually ruin the joke
enjoy your stuff bro
1 up, 3w
I'd go with the first sword.
1 up, 3w,
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who tf would take the bottom left sword
that's straight up asking for disadvantage
1 up, 3w
wait
1 up, 3w
no one better use the last one for combat
1 up, 3w
I take the last one as a travel snack
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