Reality Check on Demorhhoid memes

Does the Hardraker account have two right shoes left after dancing all night?

I haven't gone dancing since the 90s.

Even when he drives anywhere, it takes him a lot longer than anyone else because he refuses to make left turns.

I lived in a city with dangerous traffic. Nobody in their right mind made left turns unless they wanted to get hit. Everybody knew to take 2 right turns instead.

Geez, that city should’ve banned cars. Cars are the problem.

You mean like Trump propagandist Owen Benjamin?

Nope. That showed up at the intersection where Kimmel took an illegal left turn and crashed his car... LOL

Reality check.