Garenteed

The gaurenteed is no longer guaranteed

Penicillin bread? Yeah, hard pass, France already gave me a moldy croissant last March (although, I was just getting out of a cold and maybe that cancelled out the mold? Or maybe it was just the right amount of it that didn't affect me?)

Do not eat that

Don't even touch that bread.

Yeah don't

Might become a clicker if you do.

what

who teleported bread?

(points at soldier)

well you don't need extra cheese for that one...🤔

Maybe, but I wouldn't wanna touch it.

Perhaps they pride their products too much.

sue it