Nobody knows, yet where shall the wind blow?

Now I'm inspired...
(A ren fair character I made for the purpose of such events of the name Ossidiana ('Obsidian in Italian, one of the theoretical children between Harlequin and Columbine, but Pierrot thinks Ossidiana is his) is now in the background...)

No way, you like clowns? I could never have guessed at all
(*Sarcasm)

You beat me to it, but you did go into way more detail than I would have done since I didn't actually know some of that