I haven't played it in so long but I want to again

Alright, I'll just simply use a fake identity and get commedia dell'arte out of legal trouble, then rig the jury to vote innocent if they won't already and I'll even convince the judge, whose significant other might also be Italian to not cause legal stuff further

So is commedia dell'arte copyrighted because it's Italian?

If that doesn't wipe out the population if it happens something may be on October 26th of any year to come (including this one) but I have no idea what it would be

And how does one do this?