I'm glad you enjoy this, but I'm not convinced it will be effective in getting kids to just say no. Sadly, there are many guys who would have loved to marry Meghan Markle (don't worry, I'm not one of them).
The DARE program was designed to discourage drug use and everyone loved it-until researchers decided to study kids years after they completed DARE. When the researchers completed their research, they all agreed DARE didn't work. Some even thought it made the problem worse.