Pardon My Planet

You ahould only need one red flag to stop a race.

The red flags were a warning against her. A wedding is more than just a spotlight on one of the souls being joined. The spotlight should be on a couple becoming one under God's authority. A team being created.

All right then.

The more you spend on a big wedding ceremony/reception, the more likely you are to get divorced.

The "few smaller ones" could work. Some people renew their wedding vows every so often.