mine diedfrom falling inbetween the couch cushions. thats it

Basically I was f**king my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

Who else but Bentley?

(how is this comment not censored?)

I love how the gun feels against my head

If i had a hamster it would probably get lost and be rediscovered inside my dog's mouth

WARNING NOT MY STORY AND GORE:
I saw a story somewhere where someone let their hamster just run around without its ball...long story short said hamster got into the baking soda and vinegar then expanded,let out 1 last squeak then exploded

Why can I see that as a Looney Toons cartoon?

Idk

But that's how someone hamter die