mine diedfrom falling inbetween the couch cushions. thats it

Basically I was f**king my hamster, like I usually do. But then I forgot to pull out. The hamster had cum leaking from its eyes and mouth. Then it exploded. I felt no remorse. Am I a psychopath?

Who else but Bentley?

(how is this comment not censored?)

I love how the gun feels against my head

If i had a hamster it would probably get lost and be rediscovered inside my dog's mouth