lol, okay Einstein, make me this promise:
The next time you’re driving by in your city and you see a bunch of “pigs” stopped on the side of the road making an arrest, promise me you’ll pull over and block them in with your vehicle, yelling at them: “Go get some lunch fat boy! You wanna come at us, come at us!” Then when they surround your vehicle with guns drawn telling you to get out of your vehicle, promise me you’ll floor the gas and hit one of the cops with the corner of your vehicle while resisting arrest and trying to flee the scene of your crime.
Then come back here and tell us all how that worked out for you. Keep in mind that you should probably give access to your Imgflip account to your next of kin beforehand, because it will most likely be them who will have to come back here and share the good news on your behalf, lol.
Laters.