Skateboard Was Born

Her too

Congratulations! You weren't aborted, you didn't miscarry, you didn't die of SDS or childhood whooping cough or measles, you didn't die in a car crash from a lack of traffic safety or seatbelts . . . now you get to make choices for yourself.

I hope your choices include memes thanking the creators of childhood vaccines, the Back to Sleep campaign, the writers and enforcers of seatbelt laws, et cetera.

And of course, while you're thanking your mother for choosing you, ask her about how many of your close female relatives (including her) have had abortions or D&Cs. It may even be that your birth is due to one.

Maybe I'll thank the tsetse fly that didn't bite my grandpa in WWI. Get real.

That's as valid as worrying about the chances of never being born. You are here now: live the best life you can.

Your reply was obtuse. I was replying in kind. It's a pity the left cant meme. A sense of humor would get you far.

Your meme was jejune, my reply was obtuse, but if I keep going, my reply will be straight. A pity that the right can't think.

Truth is often simple. It was a response to the nonsense from the left. Much like all your posts.

Conservatives (and especially maga) can't enjoy life. That's why every policy they support is about hurting others.

I guess the amygdala stuff cuts into their enjoyment more than the rest of us can properly imagine. They always have to be fearing and othering.

Any heightened sensation is better than none at all. When deprived of any enjoyment in their lives, what else do they have to opt for?

Bwahahahaha...

They hate life. They hate themselves.

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