Gavin Newsom is sinking- help him out

Chum

D) All of the above. . .
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*sigh*, no, that's not true. D) is making the honest attempt to save his life because of things like the Parable of the Good Samaritan and all the people God spared throughout the Bible who, by human standards, were a lot worse than Newsom. . .

Technically speaking he's a Sociopath. In college in the 80s many mental health professionals argued they weren't humans they were mutated from humans.

What the f**k

He may not even be human. Haven't you heard of the supposed shape shifting alien race known as Reptillions? His aunt is alleged to be one.

The fact I can't tell if your are joking or not makes this 100% funnier