Squidward chair

Wait there are girls out there nowadays who are straight!?

Back then we had Wonder Woman
Now we wonder if it is a woman

this is so real tho. NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE STRAIGHT. (exept the guys) also. half of them tried to get with me. surprisingly only girls.

that's crazy

Upvoted lmfaooooo

im not sure. maybe. just maybe they havnt all joined the furries yet

Upvoted lmfaooooo

i am!

well try to see it this way: she is constantly giving you hints to what kinda guys she's into😊.

I'm a girl. I think that boys are immature.

as a person, i can confirm that most people are immature

most men are, but the reality is, some women are too

As a guy, I can confirm that some of them are

Then be lesbian and stfu

I'm not
But I'm saying that as a kid who goes to school by bus and has to deal with a bunch of older boys who still play Crash Royale and bother their girl classmates.

Oh
Well if you meant that idk

mine talks about murder

Lucky D:

I have one of those. I think of me as her love counselor. I also have a crush on her. This has been amazing for my mental health

Oh, boiiii. Be careful, dude. They say the more she talks to you about other guys, the more firmly in the friend zone you are. I suppose there can be exceptions, but do NOT assume that her going to you for dating advice is a good sign.
I'm sorry to burst your bubble.

I know i know, also she isn't actively going to me for advice, I'm just giving it because I'm bored, lonely, and know a bit on the subject. Also by "counseling" I really mean conversations like this:
Her: "even if I did get someone, they deserve better"
Me: "Dont say that, I think you're amazing."
Also at some point she mentioned "he'll probably put my problems above his" which is something I'm notorious for. Idk if that last thing is good or not.

Ah, I see. Good to hear that, you had me worried for a second there!

Mine rarely talks but when she does she talks about this being why she’s in the ER

The what oreo

The motor oil oreo

Sounds yummy

Edit: my girlfriend died from the motor oil oreos

I'm not ur gf

Oh no! My steak is too juicy and my fruit is too sweet!

Gotta ask her about her favorite femboys

Goodluck

This seems a little sus

Yall are lucky if you can even get friends because 99% of my irl friends are relatives and they treat me like I'm some wild animal.

Even worse is that when your male friends/brothers start saying that she’s your girlfriend (when you’re a male)

And what if she is actually your girlfriend and it isn’t a secret