If Only They Existed

Would you water those with salt water?🤔

What? Do you want it extra salty?

It has to get in there somehow.🤷‍♂️
No idea how they will smoke it though.🤔🚭

Why would it be any different than vegetables? You can smoke those right?

Possibly, but dreadfully difficult to keep them lit I'd wager.

But if you put them on a barbecue wouldn't that work?

BBQ "vegetables" can be very tasty. Of course, now I very much want some BBQ bacon!

I'm glad you can see what I am saying, but your idea sounds very good too.

On a griddle or baste in the spices and sauce and wrap in foil!👍
But when you find the bacon seeds, post that link! 😀

That all sounds good. :)

Do you suppose he had seeds?🤔

That's a good question.
lol

yes man I get what you're saying - tried to grow ribeye steaks on my balcony... gardening is hard!

Don't feel bad I can't even grow cat grass.