SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE BEDROOM BETWEEN TWO THREE OR TWENTY CONSENTING ADULTS IS NOONES BUSINESS; AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME ITS IMPORTANT FOR A FOUR YEAR OLD TO LISTEN TO STORIES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS IN CONSENTING ADULTS' BEDROOMS READ BY A DUDE DRESSED LIKE A BLACK DOLLY PARTON FROM OUTER SPACE?