Imagine The World If . . .

They'd be trying to stop you shooting at them while they're shooting at you freely

Bin laden. Bin Laden. They said bin Laden should have gotten a fair trial. That he didn't get due process. Bin Laden. Of all the people on earth, the nuke 'em all contingent felt sorry for bin Laden. Bin Laden.

Nah bro, Bin Laden was dead long before they claimed the dry killed him. We know this because he was on dialysis and there's a maximum lifespan on that. They pulled his body out of cold storage when they needed a news story.

Who is the dry?

Yeah, um, no. Bin Laden is not dead because he was not killed.
Good grief, you probably think that Hillary really did sneak into Epstein's cell and kill him too so that he won't reveal anything about her pizza delivery service for the Slatanic Reptiloids from outer space.

Nah, she has other people for that. The Clinton's probably only killed the first few, after that they were rich enough to hire professionals. Auto correct. It was meant to be "they".
Simply put, he could not have lived to the time they claimed they killed him. It's a medical impossibility. Strangely enough nobody witnessed him being given a funeral at sea, and everyone that participated in the strike on his compound died in a mysterious helicopter crash.

No, she doesn't. I was not being serious about such outlandish fanfic.

"Strangely enough nobody witnessed him being given a funeral at sea,"

No

"and everyone that participated in the strike on his compound died in a mysterious helicopter crash."

No

You just making it stuff up, and it's rather lackluster. I have stuff to do, including watching The Walking Dead: Daryl Dixon season premiere for the third time in a row tonight.