Disclaimer: I'm not an owner, just a mod, and thus can't change the stream description on my own so the most I can do to fulfill this campaign promise is to ask the owner(s) to do it
Then again this far from the first time politicians made promises they didn't or couldn't keep, might as well add some more realism
Surly is going to return after over a year's absence to change a stream description Surly agreed to when accepting ownership of it in order to cater to the whims of a sycophant of the biggest troublemaker ever on this stream who himself hasn't been here in how many years?
Are you Toby the Pug's sycophant? Have you run for pres over and over with the platform solely consisting of allowing him back in the stream again? Do you have alts pretending to be him? Have you convinced whomever else is running now to have the same exact platform of changing the stream description in order to allow him back in even though Toby hasn't been on this site in years?
If your answers to these are no, all you have to do is look for the one who keeps wanting Toby to come back here. The one who is running on a platform of allowing Toby back in. The one who has convinced everyone else who is running as well against him to have that same single one platform of allowing Toby back in.
Also, why would you say that Surly is the biggest troublemaker ever seen on this stream?
Surly is not going to go along with Memeus's plan to replace Surly as an owner in order to allow Surly to become an active participant on the stream again? Is this making sense? Surly is the owner of the stream but Surly is banned from the stream?
I walked for President 3 yearz ago? And won?
I don't recall that because if I had this streem would be epik and from where I'm standing, you're the uppity king of a ghost town desperately chasing out new potential life like a particulatly isolated and angry poltergeist.