THESE OLYMPICS ARE GOING TO BE VERY CONFUSING; THE FRENCH ARE CARRYING AN ISLAMIC FLAG; THE GERMANS ARE...ALSO CARRYING AN ISLAMIC FLAG; THE CANADIANS ARE FLYING A COMMUNIST FLAG; THE AUSTRALIAN TEAM DIDN'T SHOW UP BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT BANNED THEM LEAVING IN CASE THEY ESCAPE; THE AMERICANS ARE HAVING THEIR FLAG SET ON FIRE BY A BUNCH OF PAID LIBERAL ACTIVISTS; AND THE U.K TEAM JUST GOT ARRESTED FOR CARRYING THEIRS, WHICH IS NOW A HATE CRIME APPARENTLY