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Funny | CHECK OUT THIS MANACONDA RIGHT HERE. FLORIDA MAN WINS $1000 FOR CATCHING LIKE 87 PYTHONS THAT NORMALLY ARE PAID $50 FOR EACH PROVING ONCE AGAIN; THAT THIS MANACONDA SUMMONABITCH IS A REAL DEAL FLORIDA MAN BECAUSE THE MATH AIN'T MATHING. 87X$50=$4,350 VS $1,000. YEAP GET RID OF ALL THE CHEAP LABOR ILLEGALS AND HIRE FLORIDA MANACONDAS. LET'S GO TEAM TRUMP!!!!! YAY... | image tagged in funny,florida man,president trump,contest,winner,python | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
40 views 1 upvote Made by Gaslight_Vic 4 days ago in politics
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If you're curious, it's actually a linear equation of base rate + extra for every foot above a certain length. bounty = $50 + $25f (where f is every foot after 4 ft. in length). So the extra $5,650 suggests that his 87 snakes had an extra 226 feet of length collectively . . . now for the co-craft question: What kind of math question could you answer with those numbers?
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Dafuq?? What extra $5,650 what extra anything?? You are home school GED? Or just Florida awards winning special needs specimen goofneck? Are you trying to explain something or just random knowledge?
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You said that the math ain't mathing, but it is, quite elegantly. A "co-craft question" is when you give the information and then ask what kinds of math questions could be asked. Trust me, it's a thing.
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100 points for accuracy of screen name.
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Dayum... That was purely a coincidence. I know that he got $1000 for winning the contest. I know that people get 50 bucks per snake. Goofneck let me know that the hunters get $25 per foot after 4' of snake. The $4350 was my account of $50 per snake. There's no accounting for any deviancy of measurements beyond 4'. I'm not a forensic psychologist to know what triggered cold case columbo "Lyoll". Bye Felicia...
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CHECK OUT THIS MANACONDA RIGHT HERE. FLORIDA MAN WINS $1000 FOR CATCHING LIKE 87 PYTHONS THAT NORMALLY ARE PAID $50 FOR EACH PROVING ONCE AGAIN; THAT THIS MANACONDA SUMMONABITCH IS A REAL DEAL FLORIDA MAN BECAUSE THE MATH AIN'T MATHING. 87X$50=$4,350 VS $1,000. YEAP GET RID OF ALL THE CHEAP LABOR ILLEGALS AND HIRE FLORIDA MANACONDAS. LET'S GO TEAM TRUMP!!!!! YAY...