Fitting

"Contracts signed by the Conservative government in 2019 were expected to see £4.5bn of public cash paid to three companies over a 10-year period.
But a report by spending watchdog the National Audit Office (NAO), external says that number is now expected to be £15.3bn."
BBC News

Pretty much all of UKs income goes to the above apparently

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Tell me you haven't filed your tax return without telling me you've filed your tax return lol.

you dont fill out tax returns in the UK unless you're self employed or something of that nature, so why would he need to tell you he hasn't filled out his tax return that he doesn't need to fill out?..

You talk too much

Correct. You only need to file a tax return with HMRC if you're registered as self-employed.

31 January at 23:59 is the annual party. When 90% of people do it lol.

Most people just fill out the basic form. But I guess if you're an entrepreneur who makes money from migrant hotels and trafficking pedos and sex offenders (is that your thing?), you might have to tick a few more boxes tbf.

And anyway (as far as I know) it's the same for the whole of the UK; not just England. We're in 2025, not the 16th century.

Well its a good thing you hastily googled an answer and then later tried to add some witty comments into it later
was worried there for a moment you lost your edge

Who says I needed to Google anything lol?