moons n disco's yuki & choso shared temp

Florida isn't even that bad.

last time i was in Florida, i saw a 400 pound black man with no shirt trying to put out an engine fire in a truck with a water hose. the water caused a massive burst of steam and he immediately turned and sprinted faster than i wouldve thought possible while covering his head

not sure if this is a copypasta but this is believable

it is not a copypasta. this was about 2 weeks ago

bless his heart he tried

my only regret is that i wasnt recording

im sure he would have loved that

Sounds about right for florida. Surprised that no one remembers that water doesn’t work on chemical fires.

neva been

lucky duck

You live in Florida?

no im just down here for a jujutsu competition that my brother and a bunch of kids from his gym are going to

Kaisen

i have to consciously stop myself from adding kaisen every time i type out jujutsu bc its just muscle memory atp

My phone now automatically adds Fantasy when I type Final Fantasy F**K

what does it do when you type cloud

Cloud computing

Idk either

But it does auto capitalize Sephiroth

bet it thinks thats your son's name

If I ever have a son I’m naming him that

You’re his spiritual aunt too

i feel so honored

I’ll also experiment on him by putting alien cells in him and put him in the USA military and watch him burn down a city and fall into a magical drug river where he becomes god

ok now we're referencing things

No that was just like random words that meant nothing

I think you mean JUJITSU

its actually jiu-jutsu for the type he does

Is he casting spells

no just choking children out

Damn that's kind of gay

i wonder if they say 'no homo' or smthn before bc they will litterally be balls to face in a match and nobody bats an eye