Fortunately for y'all, indignant hypocrisy burns twice the calories

Well, the first line is pretty dead on, the rest is just meh

7…8…definitely not a teenager yet

That's why they're all skinny little bitches!

Hey, you're not alone. Spelling mistakes irritate me too. Especially now that you can edit tweets. I wonder if Libs of TikTok is hiring a proofreader...

That, or Libs are educated an unwilling to massacre our language.

And of course, there's Trump. I've got no excuse on his behalf. Maybe he just paid better attention in economics class than in writing class. 🤷‍♂️

There's speculation he can't read and has learned techniques to fool people. I've k own people who can't read...you'd never believe it until they admit it. They even have mics in their ear during important speeches and debates.