there’s a HOMOSEXUAL spooder on my ceiling

=3

:3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SPIDER

>=3

:<

:3

🎵And im naming him Dave!🎶

spider dave, YOU BETTER BEHAVE

*laughs* nah.

AHHHHHHG

why's it gay lol

Because yes.

Because our gay agenda commands us to turn everyone who enters our house fay, isn't that obvious? <3

name him Anthony

his name is dave though :3

If you're cold, he's cold too. Put him in your mouth!

WHAT

D:

Spiders have rights you know!

I don't know whether to laugh, or cry...

do both

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH DON'T JUMPSCARE ME 😭

>:3

Relatable.
There's a spider in my bathroom, too.
He is chill.

How do you know it’s gay-

yes

now its twice as scary