A Persian pimple

Iran has existed in since form since 550 BCE

Don't you mean B.C.? That's "before Christ" in case you weren't aware. I do know that for pagans bce is before common era though.

I'm always impressed by people that have been around that long and still for the most part live in mud huts

It was known as the “Persian Empire”
It only became “Iran” in 1935.
The people of Persia have been known as “Iranians”
since 1000 BC.
Interesting factoid:

“I am Darius, the great king, the king of kings
The king of many countries and many people
The king of this expansive land,
The son of Wishtaspa of Achaemenid,
Persian, the son of a Persian,
'Aryan', from the Aryan race”

From the Darius the Great's Inscription in Naqshe-e-Rostam"

Link: https://www.iranchamber.com/people/articles/aryan_people_origins.php

Do it. FAFO. I dare you.

You dare me? I didn't know I was president thanks for the promotion.