A Persian pimple

Maybe it’s time someone popped you in the street.

You sound like you're applying for the position. Id watch your tone you could be reported for making death threats then get a visit from ICE all I can say is America, love it or leave it and quit enjoying the freedoms denied to people in places like Iran, who has been the largest sponsor of terrorism since the Islamic revolution of 1979.

Do it. FAFO. I dare you.

You dare me? I didn't know I was president thanks for the promotion.

Iran has existed in since form since 550 BCE

Don't you mean B.C.? That's "before Christ" in case you weren't aware. I do know that for pagans bce is before common era though.

I'm always impressed by people that have been around that long and still for the most part live in mud huts

It was known as the “Persian Empire”
It only became “Iran” in 1935.
The people of Persia have been known as “Iranians”
since 1000 BC.
Interesting factoid:

“I am Darius, the great king, the king of kings
The king of many countries and many people
The king of this expansive land,
The son of Wishtaspa of Achaemenid,
Persian, the son of a Persian,
'Aryan', from the Aryan race”

From the Darius the Great's Inscription in Naqshe-e-Rostam"

Link: https://www.iranchamber.com/people/articles/aryan_people_origins.php

Interesting, I just used the founding date of the Persian empire according to some website.