$45 million for a boring parade! What a waste of taxpayer dollars!

If Doge was legit, they would have flagged it as waste immediately.

Imagine ~ sitting next to Diaper Don through an entire parade?

So true. Sometimes, I feel bad for Melania, but then I remember she chooses to stay and then I don't feel bad for her anymore.

Maybe a duration exception in the pre-nup?

Likely, sure, but you'd think there would be an infidelity clause- he steps out, she gets out kinda thing.

And yet she's still here.

"I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid. I'm getting paid."