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English is a stupid language

English is a stupid language | LETS FACE IT
ENGLISH IS A STOOPID LANGUAGE
BECAUSE IF WE EXAMINE THE PARADOXES
WE FIND THAT...
THERES NO EGG IN EGGPLANT
NO HAM IN HAMBURGER
THERES NO PINE OR APPLE IN PINEAPPLE
ENGLISH MUFFINS WERE NOT INVENTED IN ENGLAND
FRENCH FRIES WERE NOT INVENTED IN FRANCE
QUICK SAND TAKES YOU DOWN SLOWLY
BOXING RINGS ARE SQUARES
GUINEA PIG IS NEITHER GUINEA OR A PIG
IF THE TEACHERS TAUGHT
WHY DIDNT THE PREACHER PRAUGHT?
IF THE PLURAL OF TOOTH IS TEETH WHY ISNT THE PLURAL OF PHONE BOOTH PHONE BEETH
IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES THEN WHAT THE H3LL DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT?
WHY DO WE RECITE AT A PLAY? BUT PLAY AT A RECITAL? 
PARK ON DRIVEWAYS? AND DRIVE ON PARKWAYS?
A HOUSE IS BURNING UP
AS IT BURNS DOWN
AND YOU FILL OUT A FORM BY FILLING IT IN? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Took you long enough
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If you think that's bad, you're in for a pretty rude awakening when you learn of the sound "shi" in chinese
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Real
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that sound probably has more meanings than "and" does in the english dictionary
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LETS FACE IT ENGLISH IS A STOOPID LANGUAGE BECAUSE IF WE EXAMINE THE PARADOXES WE FIND THAT... THERES NO EGG IN EGGPLANT NO HAM IN HAMBURGER THERES NO PINE OR APPLE IN PINEAPPLE ENGLISH MUFFINS WERE NOT INVENTED IN ENGLAND FRENCH FRIES WERE NOT INVENTED IN FRANCE QUICK SAND TAKES YOU DOWN SLOWLY BOXING RINGS ARE SQUARES GUINEA PIG IS NEITHER GUINEA OR A PIG IF THE TEACHERS TAUGHT WHY DIDNT THE PREACHER PRAUGHT? IF THE PLURAL OF TOOTH IS TEETH WHY ISNT THE PLURAL OF PHONE BOOTH PHONE BEETH IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGETABLES THEN WHAT THE H3LL DOES A HUMANITARIAN EAT? WHY DO WE RECITE AT A PLAY? BUT PLAY AT A RECITAL? PARK ON DRIVEWAYS? AND DRIVE ON PARKWAYS? A HOUSE IS BURNING UP AS IT BURNS DOWN AND YOU FILL OUT A FORM BY FILLING IT IN?