this is REAL two sentence horror:

I need to get employed. It is for that reason i have sent out a job application

dear god it scared me to even type this

Damn
Same tho

WHAT

that’s what happens when 75% of your country is ice

Damn

Bangladesh can invade Russia

i just got a chair from IKEA. Now I just have to find my way back outside tomorrow.

REAL two sentence horror:

My pants were blue.
Then they were brown.

you usernamed