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I don't really have hate for people but I do have a dislike for their actions
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Oh my
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Check out these babies. Best boobies you'll ever see. Phwoar. I have tits, shags, peckers and cocks too if you wanna see those. Is that allowed here? (Don't show the kids.)
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Lmfao
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Oh, wow, I have to look up shag as I was unfamiliar with that term for birds. Cormorants are cool.
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Haha. You don't have that word? You're missing out. I have a mug with all the different kinds of shags lol. They're not called hornythologists for nothing...
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No, we don't use that here, first time I recall actually hearing it.
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Man you USAians are so innocent lol. (Assuming you're from the US ofc.)

All our bird names are filthy af lol.
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Wait, where you get that?
I say United Statians all the time.
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Oh, United Statians. Why'd I never think of that? Much easier in Spanish but tbf they're one of the only languages I know of that actually has a word for United Statian.

Anyway it's still ambiguous cos Mexico is also The United States of Mexico or sth, so saying United States still don't cut it. (Just say "Yank". Much easier lol.)

And renaming the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America is awesome, cos Trump has finally recognized the entire 2 continents lol. So now it belongs to everyone (yes, even you, Canada). (Mexico was oppressing it til now. Not cool, Mexico. We need to have words.)

I love how Trump is so into diversity and inclusivity and has finally righted an old wrong. 🥰
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Aye, true that. People act like Trump is all myopic and xenophobic, but here he is acknowledging and embracing an entire hemisphere.
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I used Gringolians as well, especially when Mexico is part of the discussion.

Yank would be difficult, because Yankee here usually refers to the North or Northeast. We're only all Yankees when it comes to being abroad. Otherwise the Confedies get miffed on account of the War of Northern Aggression, which, as far as they're concerned, might have been just yesterday..
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Glad I could teach you some fun facts. Isn't the internet wonderful? 😍 Thousands of miles away and separated by a common language but we can communicate at light speed. Amazing.
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Kind of like what I was telling somebody here yesterday, but in the opposite way. They were complaining about this modern world, and I said about walking endlessly just to tell somebody toiling on a field somewhere something as opposed to instantly on the interwebz.
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Yeah. It's mindblowing how we can all be communicating instantly across entire oceans like this with people we would never have been able to meet in any other period of history (or may never still meet irl now, but can still connect). Can criss-cross the globe in seconds and interact with billions of people (the ones with internet access anyway and if we share enough of a common language to make basic conversation, but even that will soon not be the barrier it once was with translation tools).

And yet I can still go months without replying to people I know and care about irl... 🤔 The first paradox of modern life.

As for past times though, I'm not quite sure I'd 100% agree there. Like, trekking through the wilderness, yes. The human population even a few thousand years ago was tiny, before it grew exponentially, especially since the Industrial Revolution and the advent of modern sanitation, penicillin, health care and better farming methods and all that.

So yes, who knows if maybe we pass more people in a single commute today than we might have crossed paths with in our entire lives once upon a time (brains also not wired for that so we're a bit overwhelmed now). But we should also remember that until recently humans mainly lived in small kinship groups of 50-200 individuals or something, so I think actually you would be getting a lot *more* daily face-to-face social contact than a lot of us do now, in our atomized world that is simultaneously hyperconnected but also completely disconnected from nature, our natural rhythm, and so much of what we used to have that was important. And remember also that that old-style contact would've been with people you know well or are even related to. The second paradox of modern life.

And then what's weird is that, with the arrival of the internet/web, mass communication, international flights and globalization (in just the globally interconnectedness sense; not the political one), one might've assumed that we'd usher in a new age of cooperation, understanding and cohesion. I mean, in a lot of ways we certainly have done that. But at the same time we seem to be more polarized than ever before, and despite "information" bombarding us like crazy and frying our brains in ways our bodies were never equipped to handle, we can still be totally uninformed or ignorant about a lot of the world and often less tolerant or more fearful of others than the other way round. The third paradox of modern life.

Bit strange, right?
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You seem to quite like boobs.
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aye
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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Aye, pal. Aye for an aye leaves the whole world blind, though. Why do you think Scottish people all wear glasses.
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Don't forget the teeth
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You're thinking of English people lol.
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I've been told that stereotype really doesn't hold. Or maybe it doesn't anymore due to improvements with NHS provided care.
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Pfft. Ignore those people. Stereotypes sre fun. (Japan famously had issues with teeth btw but you didn't hear that from me.)

Anyway dental care hasn't been free on the NHS* since years ago so now we all have wonky teeth and fillings again. Thanks, rw govts lol.

*That's National Health Service to any Yanks here. It's this bizarre evil Communist concept where we pay taxes and get free health care in exchange.

But the downside is we have to live in the gulag and the Secret Police are reading all my messages right now and I could get cancelled any minute. 👀

(Trust me: cancelling is worse than death.)

Anyway, don't worry, cos you wouldn't understand. We also banned guns without a permit (which is hard to get) cos we're oppressive like that. So now I can't even go and shoot up a high school every week when I'm pissed. (Ikr? Talk about tyrannical. Thank your lucky stars and stripes you don't live somewhere so barbaric and backward as Euroland.

It's a known fact that most high school shootings and vigilante assassinations were stopped at the last minute by a random member of the public who happened to be in the right place at the right time with split-second timing and had been trained by military snipers for 6 months so they managed to neutralize the assailant before they did any harm. That literally happens at most shooting events. It's not like any random socially rejected nutjob can just pick up a gun and go and shoot people. They always get stopped by a local hero with a pistol in their pocket before they move 10 metres. Everyone having guns makes us all safer. 💪

So we don't even have guns. Heck, we don't even have a formal written Constitution and English isn't even legally the official language of England. (Seriously, Google it. It's our little joke.)

How do we even function as a country? 🤔🫨

Oh wait, we don't. 🤔

Anyway, too many questions. Go away.

PS We know you're never giving up your guns til hell freezes over cos it's in your Sacred Parchment. We'll still troll you about it forever though.
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A decade ago I used to frequent a forum on an Alt Rock site. It was UK based, so were most of the members . Anyways, I brought up the teeth thing once and a few chimed in that that really was not the case. So I didn't know if I was just going by old bogus stereotypes, although there were famous cases, like Joe Strummer (who got flack for when he finally actually got his teeth fixed) and Keith Richards (with the fabulous quote on his growing back as seen in the meme I posted here).

In a sense your currency isn't yours either, at least not identified as such by name, only by throne.

The gun culture/fetish thing is also regional here, the opposite of the Yankee thing I mentioned earlier. We're just as bewildered about it up here as you are, while the Confedies can't even use the toilet unless one is handy. Because you never know when you might get attacked by a clogged sink. Although there are exceptions, like I told someone else yesterday, Pennsylvania is in effect a part of the South that somehow got stuck up here, so they're big on guns too and other such passions.
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Oy vey!
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A mekhaye!
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meshuggeneh!

I like your style.
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Ah, you know some Yiddish. You get points.

Toda raba, chaver(a). A groysn dank. Have an upvote.
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wtf happened to this comment section?
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It got interesting.
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Mitn grestn koved!
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Mitn zelbn koved tsurik. 🥰
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Dude, you're reading the wrong Bible. Stop reading the Good News (aka Fake Nooz) Bible and get the real one.

The MAGA-attitudes, according to the Gospel of Saint Donald:

"Blessed are the poor in spirit, for they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps and get a real job."

"Blessed are they that mourn, for they'll learn true grit and not to be snowflakes."

"Blessed are the meek, for they may one day tidy their damn room, stand up straight, leave Mom's Basement, go down the gym, get buff af, work on their side hustle and open-carry."

Some other key verses from the Gospel of Donald (you'd know this if you bothered to open your Bible, you heathen):

"But I say unto you, that ye resist not evil: but whosoever shall smite thee on thy right cheek, beat the crap out of that crazy libtard. Then call ICE and get that illegal MOFO deported tf outta here."

"And if anyone wants to sue you and take your tunic, tell him to get off his ass and get a job and don't touch what you can't afford."

"For Trump so loved America that he gave his only golf course, that whoever believes in freedom, the Second Amendment, and ‘Make America Great Again’ shall never be canceled but have eternal well-paying jobs Made in America."

"I am the Way, the Truth Social, and the Life. No one comes to America except through customs with a legal work permit."

I can tell it's been a while since you were in church.
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Modda!
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oh, pleeeeze… spare me.
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You're going spare? I have no idea what "Modda" means. Is that some local dialect word you yanks have got going on?
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ridiculous assertion
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Why bro/sis?
How am I supposed to know what all your arcane references mean? Guessing it's a username. I'm not as terminally online as y'all.
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The merryprankster account is violating TOS in Hebrew?...huh, wtf...if I would of known this was acceptable...I would of been telling all these accounts where to go and how to get there, a long time ago!
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Ohhhh, so your friend can use Hebrew to comment to me and for 4 hours you say nothing.
I reply to the comment in the same language and in less then an hour you pipe up and whine about it.

Hypocrite
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I don't care about the multi personality divisive programmed role play between two accounts.

I just want to be granted the same privileges like the merryprankster account, to violate TOS in another language.
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"I just want to be granted the same privileges like the merryprankster account, to violate TOS in another language"

Forget it.
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Be careful, he likes the flag others. You'll actually engage with you in that language and flag you for using a foreign language. Plus you'll tell them that you're mean, which makes it even worse. I've gotten timers for insulting Trump and even insulting myself.
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Hang on; I don't understand. You're not allowed to write in non-English languages here or something? Is that in the rules? I didn't even get to see the messages before they got nooked! 😶😑 What did I miss? Can you tl;dr it for me? Also how can he report me for typing in a foreign language if he's also doing that himself? 🤔

Anyway, oppressive much? This site got a problem with anything non-English or sth? Folks, you do realize that while the internet may currently be dominated by English, there's still a *heck of a lot* of people online who only speak other languages, like Russian, "Chinese" (aka its various dialects/languages) and Arabic (again, its various "dialects"). That's a LOT of people posting content you can't access if you only speak English. Missing out here, folks.

English may be the current dominant global language by a long shot. But despite that there are still billions of people posting content in other languages, that you completely miss if you only speak English. Jussayin. Also, you're missing out on memes and stuff.

And yes, you shouldn't insult yourself. No wonder you got those comments deleted. That's self-abuse. No wonder you got in trouble. Have some self-respect, you loser! Get confident, stoopid! Like seriously, learn to love yourself dammit! Pull yourself together, man! (Or woman, or whoever you are cos I have no idea and I don't care what gender you are.)
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They teach Ivrit in Texas, for real? 🤔
Is that actually true or are you just being British?
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I didn't even know it was called that. I'm actually learning new things today. I is happy.

Yeah, of course they teach you in Texas public schools, you never know when you might run into one of the 10 Jewish people living there.
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Yes. Hebrew in the modern Hebrew language is called Ivrit. (It would've been pronounced quite differently in Classical Hebrew, but anyway.)

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Ivrit

Am I a teacher now? Would you like to learn anything else?

Isn't the Internet wonderful?

(That still doesn't mean I support the Israeli govt btw. I just care about languages. They're not the same thing, people. I can teach you Arabic too if you want.) I'm an English native speaker too. That doesn't mean I support Trump or the British government or read Harry Potter every night. Languages and politics aren't the same thing. Although a lot of people would like to think that they are.

Tl;dr: You can learn Arabic and not be a terrorist or even a Muslim (I don't believe in God). You can learn Hebrew and not be a Netanyahu fan. It is possible.
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teach it*
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Tears. I have nothing but tears.
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Of joy, I hope.

Or you just mean you're ripping up all your papers in a rage?
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Tear up?
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Again that's ambiguous cos English is silly. You mean you're bawling your eyes out, or ripping up all your gas bills?
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You forget tears of joy,,,
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