"[Randall] spent more time trying to get an audible.com audiobook playing than it took to listen to the book. [He has] lost every other piece of DRM-locked music that [he] ever paid for."

Yo ho ho! Feedle dee dee! Do what you want because a pirate is free! - Alestorm - You’re a Pirate - 2011

Piracy is morally correct actually