MAGA Values

I would buy a used car from Trump before I would buy one from any Biden, Obama, or Clinton.

I'd love to see Trump work a day as a used car salesman the way he worked at McDonald's on the campaign trail. That would be hilarious

"This is the best used car. Nobody's ever gotten a used car deal like this!"

"But the muffler just fell off."

"Excess equipment. Now you can hear the fine roar of the engine. Best engine roar ever. Nothing wrong with engine noise like that!"

Yes because to this multi-billionaire a used luxury car is about one month old. So for a massive drop in cost one would essentially end up driving away in a brand new and top-of-the-line vehicle.

Plot twist: a celebrity having owned a car increases it's value beyond what it was when he bought it

Or at least that's what Trump told me when I bought his Lambo

Yeah . . . you got taken. Should have read the Art of the Deal.

Nah, I figured I could get him to throw in a copy for free, turns out I was right