With the US, of course?
Oh, that's right, we have security assurances for Taiwan just like we had the Budapest Memorandum for Ukraine. And Trump is just the guy to carry that out. For Taiwan. Just ask Zelinsky. He'd make for a good character witness.
Then after rescuing Taiwan, it's off to go invade Greenland and Canada to rescue them from themselves. Because we can have those territories, and Russia can have Ukraine and Poland and the rest of Eastern Europe, but China have Taiwan? Naah, that would be wrong.
Wait, is Taiwan even a thing anymore? Haven't heard anything about it since Nixon, other than they used to be the go-to for cheap gadgets. Then it was Japan. Then it was China. Next it'll be Vietnam. Can't wait till it's Laos.
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They're going to take yous with them? Interesting.