Cut the Cake

top = unacceptable
bottom = acceptable

welp. looks like the cemetary is getting a new resident

He needs to go back to elementary school

They really hate that coworker

is your coworker perhaps a f**king alien?

top one is cut as unequal as tonys chocolony 😭🙏

My rage is ceaseless

Look, cake is cake. I'd be more likely to cut a cake in small triangles like this base don the individual wants of each person as they come up. Have you seen a cake after people have been eating it? You don't pre-slice that shit - you eat.

Tell your coworker to kill himself.