When Tokens of Love Go Too Far

Lol, disgusting 🤣

You'd give real pearls in a toilet paper necklace but wouldn't cut off your ear for love? Hmmm...

I’d do it, but I wouldn’t be able to see you anymore, lol 😁

Well, maybe wait until you get your braces removed. No sense in lobbing it off with those things still attached to your teeth. I can wait.

Lol, you’re worth it 😁

But its so clever that I'll laugh! Nicely done!

Thanks 🙂
I had him ready to cut off his ear, but stopped short of the bloodshed 😇

The cleaver was the clever part!