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“I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so.” Adolf Hitler, 1941

“I am now as before a Catholic and will always remain so.” Adolf Hitler, 1941 | IT IS CHARGED AGAINST ME THAT I AM AGAINST PROPERTY [OWNERSHIP], AND THAT I AM AN ATHEIST. BOTH CHARGES ARE FALSE. - ADOLF HITLER, DECEMBER 28, 1938 | image tagged in adolf hitler,atheist,catholic,catholic church | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
253 views 5 upvotes Made by I-know-what-im-talking-about 3 months ago in atheist
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2 ups, 3mo,
2 replies
Kill 50 people, but a corrupt priest gets rid of your sins, you go to heaven
2 ups, 3mo,
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Most evangelicals believe you only need to repent before you die. You could kill millions but if you say, "god I'm sorry, please forgive me", you'll go to heaven according to them.
2 ups, 3mo,
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The fixation with the afterlife screws with their minds. Nothing in this life matters (except belief at the very last moment). Ironically, it was Jesus who supposedly said (personally, I don't think he ever actually existed) that "They will know you're my disciples by how you treat each other" and most of his teachings centered around doing good deeds, feeding the poor, clothing the naked, providing shelter, taking care of widows and orphans. Paul had an opposite view -- centered on faith and belief. "For by grace you are saved, through faith, and this [referring to the faith] is not of yourselves, not of works [like Jesus said], so that no one can boast." It's almost like two different gospels.

Now, I personally think that the four gospels were written as fan fiction to support Paul's delisional beliefs and psychosis (dreams and visions) but it's ironic to note the differences.
4 ups, 3mo,
3 replies
Kid beating up another kid | god humans christians "It's okay, god's giving him $20 afterward" | image tagged in kid beating up another kid | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
The bible is a mess and hearing people justify it is embarrassing. They're the most ignorant and close-minded people I've ever met.
2 ups, 3mo,
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LOL! That meme is hilarious!
3 ups, 3mo
Actually, my meme could use some adjustment.

Instead of god giving humans $20, he brings them to his house and makes them worship him while he convinces them they're happy.
0 ups, 2mo
Well if you can't truly have faith in Jesus without believing that Hitler was bad, what I mean is that you will change for the better
0 ups, 15h,
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Atheists are the most ignorant and close minded ppl i’ve ever met
1 up, 14h,
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Epic comeback. I'm working on a three-week recovery process for the damage this has caused.

I've studied your book for most of my life and would bet you haven't read a single book debating or even questioning christianity.
0 ups, 12h,
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Well for 1: Atheists most infamous quote is: If I don’t see it I don’t belive it. well you know you don’t see air yet you still breathe it and belive
1 up, 12h,
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What atheist says that? (none) ... This is just another strawman that Xtians dream up, set up, and attack. In addition, we can prove the existence of air ... your little god not at all. We even know the chemical makeup of air and why it works in the environment. We can see it's makeup in history by examining ice cores.

What does the word atheist mean? An atheist is a person who lacks belief in the existence of any deity or deities. That's all. Just like you don't believe in leprechauns or fairies, you probably don't believe in Krishna, Bramah, Odin, Osiris, Thor, Itzamná, Quetzalcoatl, Zeus, Ra, Ba'al, or Kāne. At least I hope you don't.

The word "atheist" shouldn't even HAVE to exist. What's the word for someone who doesn't play guitar, the word for someone who doesn't build fences, the word for someone who doesn't chew tobacco? What's the word for someone who doesn't believe in leprechauns?

What's the word for someone who someone who consistently sets up strawman arguments and uses logical fallacies? Ah, there are several:
1. Sophist - someone who uses clever but fallacious arguments
2. Interlocutor - one who habitually relies on strawman arguments and logical fallacies, indicating they have either poor reasoning skills or use rhetorical manipulation
3. Disingenuous rhetorician describes someone who argues deceptively or dishonestly
4. Fallacist - someone who frequently employs fallacies of reasoning
5. Strawman artist - someone who habitually misrepresents arguments
6. Bad-faith arguer - someone who engages in debate dishonestly, using tactics like strawman fallacies without genuine intent to understand, listen or be taught the truth
7. Polemicist - writer or speaker who often relys on emotionally charged or fallacious reasoning

Which one of these are you?

You're trying to argue with someone way, way more educated than you. And you're failing.
0 ups, 9h
I was going to say that you forgot "theist", but they don't all rely on logical fallacies. Just the shitty ones, who also happen to be the most vocal of their kind. You know, the type who go out of their way to loudly demonstrate how ignorant and insecure in their beliefs they are, typically in places they know they won't be welcome. Like an atheist walking into a church to yell "science works, bitches!" Except I've never met an atheist with such a lack of decorum.

I'll grant shitty theists this much: I already thought they were worthless, but every time they say anything, that bar keeps getting pushed lower.
2 ups, 3mo,
1 reply
Crazy isn't it?
1 up, 3mo
Yea
2 ups, 3mo,
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Mein Kampf: “Therefore, I am convinced that I am acting as the agent of our Creator. By fighting off the Jews, I am doing the Lord’s Work.”
2 ups, 3mo,
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At a Nazi Christmas celebration in 1926: “Christ was the greatest early fighter in the battle against the world enemy, the Jews … The work that Christ started but could not finish, I — Adolf Hitler — will conclude.”
2 ups, 3mo
In a Reichstag speech in 1938, Hitler said, “I believe today that I am acting in the sense of the Almighty Creator. By warding off the Jews, I am fighting for the Lord’s work.”
1 up, 3mo
Taking the story of Jesus at face value, god so hated the Jews that he sent himself (in the guise of his immaculately conceived son) to subvert the entirety of Judaism.

"For Jesus so hated his Jewishness that he formed a new faith to spite them, and manipulated his people into torturing himself to death, that they would forever carry the stain of their acts against him."

Jesus spawned Jewish guilt in addition to (even more) enmity against his own people, and to top it off, his martyr status automatically makes anyone who criticizes him the bad guy. I guess another flood or flurry of plagues would have been too kind.

Jesus really stuck it in his people and then broke it off. What a traitorous son of a bitch.
0 ups, 15h
Adopt Hitler more like Agolf diddler
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IT IS CHARGED AGAINST ME THAT I AM AGAINST PROPERTY [OWNERSHIP], AND THAT I AM AN ATHEIST. BOTH CHARGES ARE FALSE. - ADOLF HITLER, DECEMBER 28, 1938