wtf and the thing started like saying something

Nobody:

Ivan: "I'm Ivan I kidnap kids just because I like the sound of the amber alert"

aber

aber alert

oh shit why tf did I say aber

if it was speaking something that means it was no more than 5 miles from you

Am I cooked?

yes

not the aber alert

Aber alert

aber alert

*Amber alert*
that pretty much means that there is a manhunt on a kidnapper and it will show any information about the kidnapper. (i get those sometimes and it is always at night and it scares the shit out of everybody)

Oh shit they found out gtg.....