I would like to express my personal gratitude
to President Trump; for 'ending the Ukraine War on Day 1";
"for lowering the price of eggs";
for "making Mexico pay for the wall,"
and for promising to repeal Obamacare back in 2015
when he told the nation:
"You're going to have such great health care
at a tiny fraction of the cost. And it's going to be so easy."