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Poor guy | John, he was too horny so he was sent to the mines; Probably the most forgotten of AM's children | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
155 views 3 upvotes Made by AustraliaFurry 2 weeks ago in Imgflip-bossfights
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Electrovi2: What in the f**k
[Electrovi2 is questioning how he isn’t down in the mine permanently]
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AM: He's just a horny little guy
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Electrovi2: well we better hope that my female version doesn’t show up unannounced like she usually does or else shit might go crazy
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Poor guy
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As I specified for the others, he was a bit too sus around his sisters
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Literally i imagine this as:
"Horny jail? Nah man i'm sending you to the horny mines"
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Literally
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lmao poor guy
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What about horny alcatraz
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Just make sure the Reachers don't get him
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Hey buddy! I'm the old Cult Leader! Been a while since I had a friend down here ;)
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Heya
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hahahahahahaqhaa
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What
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Idk
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Poor guy
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He was a bit too sus around his sisters
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I'd say "can you blame him" but if it's bad enough for the mines I guess you can 💀
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I mean yeah he's got like 2 hot furry sisters and one badass sister and one normal one
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Yeah
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There's also the mother
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Yep
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I mean if I were him, i would have crippled down long ago
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what's the normal one
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Well I guess I have someone else to talk to now-
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VT: ok that's new..
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AM: Eh, he was a bit too horny around his sisters so we sent him to the mines
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VT: Then why isn't your wife here?
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AM: Me and my wife are adults. John is a teen, his sisters are mostly teens too.
I did not want to have incidents especially during Sarah's or Angela's horny periods
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VT: *shrug* look I barely know how that works tho
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AM: how what works?
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VT: that "horny periods" and attitudes you're talking about
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AM: Them being half kobold they have horny periods, after a certain age, in which they become, well, horny.
It goes away after a week
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VT: if its that short why throwing him down here?
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AM: cuz he horny all the time.
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VT: *points at John* that smol thing?
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AM: *1000 yard stare* ... He hasn't seen a female in months. Bitch you're gonna get f**ked, and hard.

John: *he's starting to get a little too close*
(What was YT's appearance again? Just give me a pic cuz i don't remember lol)
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(VT* and but later I could do a GS version after the Tournament drawing)

VT (copy): Wait how much he's been stuck in here?

VT: ...? What happens? *pets his head* you ok?
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AM: Exactly 8 months. I'm not sure if he's still 13, since he's half kobold he grows faster. So he may be 15. Just, dont tell me she's got... apart from upper features, but lower features...

John: *he observes her, to describe it better, insert the meme "ma'am im looking disrespectfully"*
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VT (copy1): Y'know, I am a bit obsessed with creating perfect worlds and designs and of course we weren't going to miss that details...

VT: ... *lifts him up (reminder even in GS she is actually tall so...)* What are you looking at buddy?
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AM: *face palms* If this goes any futher we'll have to move to memechat or else the IRS is gonna be on my ass
...
I agreed to not pay taxes as long as I don't publicly describe sus stuff

John: *continues to look disrespectfully, while also holding her head, looking at it carefully*
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VT (copy1): I mean we can send it to memechat if needed, there's no urge n stuff

VT: heheh, you like my head?
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AM: Man I'm really worried for you

John: *continues to look disrespectfully*
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VT (copy1): why? What's the worst thing that could happen?

VT: My eye is up here little one..
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AM: The best is you get f**ked. You don't wanna know the worst.

John: *horny noises, while continuing to look disrespectfully*
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VT (copy1): ...what's the worst?

VT: uh?
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AM: Honestly i would just let it happen so you can learn a lesson.

John: You look very cute... hehehe
*Hugs her even more tightly*

AM: Dont be fooled by him, he may seem loving but he planning
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VT (copy1): I mean I do think now he is capable but idk

VT: really? Aww thanks!

VT (copy1): ...wait, planning what
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AM: F**k you mean "planning what" I've been saying it for the past minutes, he gonna smash her.

John: *horny excitement noises*
(I think it'd be better to move to memechat cuz this feeling like a character ai thing that they keep on talking but never actually do anything)
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(I mean, if u want to, sure.)
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AM: ... Idk. Getting intensly f**ked? He may be 15 or 16 but he's got the knowledge of those stuff.

John: *he grabs her head again, curious*
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VT (copy): Knowledge maybe but you would also need experience

VT: Hm? Why are you so curious about my head?
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AM: Someone like him doesn't need experience and he has it anyway.

John: *he looks at her curiously, but with an underlying horny look*
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VT (copy): ...what

VT: uh, what's that face for? Something's wrong? *pokes his face* lil guy?
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AM: He's got experience, thats all you gotta know. Wait...
How long was he down here... If he was 13 when I left him here...
About a year passed....
Oh shit he's 18. The mines here make you age even faster cuz my brother, RM, pissed here making it magical or something.
She's f**ked

John: hehehe... *He hugs her tightly, though something tells her that this isn't a loving or friendly hug*
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VT (copy1): ...he. WHAT

VT: aww hug- ...? (Wait... something's wrong...)

VT (copy1: ...just lemme know if we need to go to memechat ok?
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AM: you will know when cuz you'll get your shit f**ked.

John: *horny noises*

(I think it'd be pretty soon)
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VT (copy): ...pardon?

VT: *pats his head* calm down calm down don't make those kind of weird noices...

(Ohno-)
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AM: Yeah, so it won't be much till he wont be able to contain himself and f**k you up.

John: *continues to hug her tightly, while also making more horny noises* Hehehe...
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VT (copy1): ...should we bring her back or...

VT: h-heh, you ok?
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AM: He's 13
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VT: 13?! And already horny? Nah I dont believe you
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AM: Give him any female and he'll f**k it
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VT: …
VT: I still dont believe you, actually, let’s see if you’re that right as you’re saying or you’re just a weird parent *snaps his fingers and manages to genderswap himself… or herself rn, then appears and sits next to John*
VT: Hello little one.. what are you doing here?
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John: *looks at VT*

AM: Hope you don't get f**ked
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VT (copy1): *next to AM* shut it, it can't be that bad

VT: *with a soft and kind voice, like when he speaks to Soul (but being a woman this time of course)* Are you ok..? Why are you down here buddy?
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AM: Man I'm serious about this. If you don't back out now he'll violate Imgflip regulations.

John: *he pokes VT, almost like trying to confirm she/he's real*
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VT (copy1): eh don't worry, we still have memechat if needed (out of rp, I was about to add *wink* but like.. he has just one eye lmao), also why do you worry that much?

VT: *soft chuckle* Don't worry kid, I am real, you're not alone right now..

(Note: rn its she, I just choose one or another lmao)
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AM: *sigh* This wont end well.... Don't tell me that female clone has actual female stuff

John: *he observes VT closely, a little too much*
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VT (copy1): Firts of all, I am the clone, and second of all, uhh yeah she does, just because we can create scenes in our theatre doesn't mean all that stuff is made of cardboard and stuff of the regular theatres, we can modify worlds! (Reason num 1 why he will never enter a Ulliam OC tournament)

VT: Are you ok? Something's wrong with how I look like?
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John, he was too horny so he was sent to the mines; Probably the most forgotten of AM's children